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Sunday, February 29, 2004

The Power of 'The Passion' Reverberates for Believers
By Hamil R. Harris
Sunday, February 29, 2004; Page C04



Cheryl Wiggins planned to catch an afternoon movie, run some errands and do some shopping.



But after watching the "The Passion of the Christ," the 43-year-old lab worker drove home from Hoyts theater in Linthicum and called it a day. "I felt drained. I was speechless, and anyone who knows me knows that I like a good conversation, but I couldn't process anything."

Wiggins's reaction mirrored those of many who have seen the deeply religious but starkly violent movie since it opened Wednesday.

For more than two hours, moviegoers cover their eyes, moan and cry as they watch a saga that focuses on the last 12 hours of Jesus's life and his death on the cross. From the first scene to the last minute or so, when the Resurrection is briefly illustrated, it is nonstop suffering, violence and blood.

"I felt really sorrowful when I left the theater," said Rosalyn Peters, a Bowie resident who went to see the movie with her husband. "My first reaction was, 'Did they have to do Him like that?' But it was all in the Scriptures."

Even though the Rev. Freddie Davis, a Lake Arbor resident and pastor of the Pilgrim Rest Baptist Church in the District, has been preaching the Gospel for 26 years, he broke down as he watched the film at Mazza Gallerie in the District.

"I cried. Everybody was sobbing," said Davis, 62, who fielded questions in the Lanham studios of WYCB (1340 AM) with morning host Winston Chaney.

In many pulpits today, preachers teach instead of preach. PowerPoint displays have replaced Bibles, and 15-minute talks have replaced hour-long sermons. But Davis and other church leaders believe that this movie will help strengthen the church community .

"I think this really brings to light the fact that many Christians have not taken the cross as seriously as they should," Davis said.

"They couldn't imagine the suffering the Savior went through, but this movie brings out the suffering and why."

Although the film might strengthen the faith of believers, John Peters, a Bowie resident and an elder at Peace Lutheran Church in the District, wonders whether it will bring new members into the fold.

"The movie gives one a greater appreciation of the suffering of Christ if you are believer. But if you are not a believer, then you will wonder why an innocent man was beaten so bad for nothing," Peters said. "In this film, you meet Jesus the suffering Lamb; only about 20 seconds at the end of the film is devoted to the fact that Jesus rose from the grave."

The Rev. Charles Whitaker, pastor of River of Life Church in Temple Hills, said most people when reading the Bible "really don't understand the cruelty of the Romans' beating, scourging and crucifixions. They didn't even do this to their own people."

Whitaker first saw the movie during a church leaders' convention in Florida, at which James Caviezel, the actor who played Jesus, spoke.

"He told us that the making of the movie was very grueling and that he dislocated his shoulder when they were filming the cross scene," Whitaker said.

For Wiggins, who was too drained to shop after the matinee, the movie was ultimately a love story.

"I think about how someone could love me so much [that] they would be willing to sacrifice and die in a such a brutal way."

The Passion: For its Author, is a Mass
Vittorio Messori on Mel Gibson's Work

ROME, FEB. 18, 2004 (Zenit.org).- Vittorio Messori is the first journalist in history to publish a book-length interview with a pope, the multimillion-selling "Crossing the Threshold of Hope" (1994), as well as numerous other works such as "The Ratzinger Report" (1987) and his best-selling "Ipotesi su Gesù" (The Jesus Hypothesis, 1976).

After seeing Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ," he wrote the following article for the Italian daily Corriere della Sera and offered the piece to ZENIT for publication in other languages.

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A Passion of Violence and Love
By Vittorio Messori

After two hours and six minutes, the lights flick on again in the little soundproof room. There are only about a dozen of us (I the sole journalist), and we are aware of a privilege. By invitation of Mel Gibson and producer Steve McEveety of Icon Films, we are the first in Europe to see the final copy of this film which just arrived from Los Angeles. The same version that next Wednesday will be in 2,000 American cinemas, 500 English ones, and as many Australian, the version whose expectation has caused a short circuit on Internet sites and which in the first week will recover (the bookmakers say it is certain) the $30 million of production costs.

The Pope himself has only seen a provisional version, lacking among other things the final soundtrack. But, if this evening we are the first, the Italians will have to wait until the 7th of April, the French and the Spanish until June.

When the long list of credits ends, where American names alternate with Italian, where recognition of the municipality of Matera is side by side with that of theologians and experts in ancient languages, where Rosalinda, the daughter of Celentano (the devil) is next to a Romanian Jew, Maia Morgenstern (the Virgin Mary), and the technician presses the light switch, silence continues in the little room.

Two women weep quietly, without sobbing; the monsignor in clergyman's dress who is next to me is very pale, his eyes closed; the young ecclesiastical secretary nervously fingers a rosary; a tentative, solitary start of applause quickly dies out in embarrassment.

For many, very long minutes, no one stands up, no one moves, no one speaks. So, what we were being told was true: "The Passion of The Christ" has struck us, it has worked in us, the first guinea pigs, the effect that Gibson wanted.

For what it's worth, I myself was disconcerted and speechless: For years I have examined one by one the Greek words with which the Evangelists recount those events; not one historical minutia of those 12 hours in Jerusalem is unknown to me. I have addressed it in a 400-page book that Gibson himself has taken into account. I know everything, or rather, I now discover that I thought I knew: everything changes if those words are translated into images of such power to transform in flesh and blood, striking signs of love and hatred.

The Gamble

Mel has said it with pride tempered by humility, with pragmatism kneaded with mysticism which becomes in him a singular mixture: "If this work was to fail, for 50 years there will be no future for religious films. We threw the best in here: as much money as we wished, prestige, time, rigor, the charism of great actors, the science of the learned, inspirations of the mystics, experience, advanced technology. Above all, we threw in our conviction that it was worthwhile, that what takes place in those hours concerns every man. Our eternity is bound up forever with this Jew. If we don't point this out, who will be able to do so? But we will point it out, I am sure of it: Our work was accompanied by too many signs that confirm it."

In fact, on the set much more happened than what is known; much will remain in the secret of consciences: conversions, release from drugs, reconciliation between enemies, giving up of adulterous ties, apparitions of mysterious personages, extraordinary explosions of energy, enigmatic figures who knelt down as the extraordinary Caviezel-Jesus passed by, even two flashes of lightning, one of which struck the cross, but did not hurt anyone. And, then, coincidences read like signs: the Madonna with the face of the Jewish actress with the name Morgenstern which, it was only noticed later, is, in German, the "Morning Star" of the litanies of the rosary.

Gibson remembered Blessed Angelico's warning: "To depict Christ, it is necessary to live with Christ." The atmosphere, between the Sassi di Matera and the Cinecittà Studios seems to have been that of the sacred medieval representations, of processions of scourged pilgrims before the relics of martyrs. A 14th-century Thespis' cart, with which every evening, a priest in black cassock, of the type with the long line of buttons, celebrated an open-air Mass, in Latin, according to the rite of St. Pius V. Precisely here, in fact, is the real reason for the decision to make the Jews speak in their popular language, Aramaic, and the Romans in a low Latin, of the military, which wounds our schoolboy ears, used to Ciceronian refinements.

Gibson, a Catholic who loves the Tradition, is a strong champion of the doctrine confirmed by the Council of Trent: the Mass is "also" a fraternal meal but it is "above all" Jesus' sacrifice, the bloodless renewal of the passion. This is what matters, not the "understanding of the words," as the new liturgists wish, whose superficiality Mel mocks as it seems like blasphemy to him. The redemptive value of the actions and gestures that have their culmination on Calvary has no need of expressions that anyone can understand.

This film, for its author, is a Mass: Let it be, then, in an obscure language, as it was for so many centuries. If the mind does not understand, so much the better. What matters is that the heart understands that all that happened redeems us from sin and opens to us the doors of salvation. Precisely as the prophecy of Isaiah reminds us on the "Servant of Yahweh" which, taking up the whole screen, is the prologue of the entire film. The wonder, however, seems to me to be verified: After a while, one stops reading the subtitles to enter, without distractions, in the terrible and marvelous scenes -- that are sufficient in themselves.

The Quality

On the technical plane, the work is of a very high quality, so much so that previous films on Jesus might seem reduced to poor and archaic relatives: in Gibson, strategic lighting, skillful photography, extraordinary costumes, rugged and sometimes sumptuous set designs, incredibly convincing makeup, recitations of great professionals supervised by a director who is also one of their illustrious colleagues. Above all, such amazing special effects which, as Enzo Sisti, the executive producer, said to us, will remain secret, to confirm the enigma of the work, where the technique is intended to be at the service of faith. A faith in the most Catholic version -- no accident that it was pleasing to the Pope and to so many cardinals, not excluding Ratzinger, for whom "The Passion" is a manifesto that abounds in symbols that only a competent eye can fully discern. There will be a book (two, in fact, are in preparation) to help the spectator understand.

Very briefly, the radical "Catholicity" of the film lies first of all in the refusal of every demythicization, in taking the Gospels as precise chronicles: The things, we are told, happened like this, precisely as the Scriptures describe it. Catholicism is present, then, in the recognition of the divinity of Jesus which exists together with his full humanity. A divinity that bursts forth, dramatically, in the superhuman capacity of that body to suffer a level of pain as no one before or after ever has, in expiation of all the sin of the world.

But the radical "Catholicity" is also in the Eucharistic aspect, reaffirmed in its materiality: The blood of the Passion is continuously intermingled with the wine of the Mass, the tortured flesh of the "corpus Christi" with the consecrated bread. It is, also, in the strongly Marian tone: the Mother and the devil (who is feminine or, perhaps, androgynous) are omnipresent, the one with her silent pain, the other with his/her malicious satisfaction.

From Anne Catherine Emmerich, the stigmatized visionary, Gibson has taken extraordinary intuitions: Claudia Procula, Pilate's wife, who offers, weeping, to Mary the cloths to soak up the blood of the Son is among the scenes of greatest delicacy in a film that, more than violent, is brutal. Brutal as, in fact, the Passion was. The desperate Peter after the denial, falls at the feet of the Blessed Virgin to obtain pardon. I believe, however, that the theological importance attributed to the Madonna, as well as to the Eucharist -- an importance not spiritualized, not reduced to a "memorial" but seen in the most material, and therefore Catholic, way (the Transubstantiation) -- will create some uneasiness in American Protestant churches which, without having seen the film, have already organized themselves to support its distribution.

If two hours are dedicated to the martyrdom, two minutes suffice to recall that that was not the last word. From Good Friday to Easter Sunday, to the Resurrection, which Gibson has resolved by making a particular reading of John's words: an "emptying" of the funeral shroud, leaving a sufficient sign to "see and believe" that the tortured one has triumphed over death.

Anti-Semitism or, at least, anti-Judaism? Let's not play around with words that are much too serious. From my viewing, I agree with the many and authoritative American Jews who admonish their co-religionists not to condemn before seeing. It comes across very clearly in the film that what weighs Christ down and reduces him to that state is not this one's or that one's fault, but rather the sin of all men, no one excluded.

To Caiaphas' obstinacy in calling for the crucifixion (that collaborator Sadducee who did not in fact represent the Jewish people, but, rather was detested by them; the Talmud reserves terrible words for him and for his father-in-law Annas), more than abundant counterbalance is made by the unheard-of sadism of the Roman executioners. The political cowardice of Pilate that leads him to violate his conscience stands counter to the courage of the member of the Sanhedrin -- an episode added by the director -- who confronts the High Priest crying out that that trial is illegal. And is it not John, a Jew, who supports the Mother? Is not the pious Veronica a Jew? Is not the impetuous Simon of Cyrene a Jew? Are not the women of Jerusalem, crying out in despair, all Jews? And is it not Peter -- a Jew -- who, when forgiven, will die for the Master?

At the beginning of the film, before the drama is unleashed, an anguished Magdalene asks the Virgin: "Why is this night so different from any other?" "Because," Mary answers, "we were all slaves and now we will no longer be so." All, but absolutely all: whether they are "Jews or Gentiles." This work, Mel Gibson says, saddened by aggressions to prevent it, intends to propose again the message of a God who is Love. And what Love would it be if he excluded any one?

Friday, February 27, 2004

An Open Letter to Mel Gibson from a Jew for Jesus
By Susan Perlman
Jews for Jesus

CBN.comDear Mel (is it OK if I call you Mel?),

I hope you won't feel like this letter is an intrusion, but with all the flack you are experiencing right now over "The Passion," I just had to write. This ordeal has to be tough for you to take. All the controversy, I mean. But then you're probably not completely surprised. Anytime anyone makes a statement about Y'shua (Jesus) they stir up a controversy. When he walked the earth, no one could take him lightly. Some were attracted to him and not only believed him but loved him as a best friend. Others were suspicious and all they could let themselves feel was fear or hatred--and if his statements were untrue, who could blame them? After all, Jesus did make some incredible (some might say outlandish) claims:



He claimed to be the Messiah:

See his conversation with a woman: "The woman said, 'I know that Messiah' (called Christ) is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us.' Then Jesus declared, "I who speak to you am he" (John 4:25,26).

He claimed he could forgive people of their sins:

See his conversation with a paralyzed man: "Then behold, they brought to Him a paralytic lying on a bed. When Jesus saw their faith, He said to the paralytic, "Son, be of good cheer; your sins are forgiven you" (Matthew 9:2).

He claimed he had the same eternal nature and name as the Almighty:

See his conversation with Jewish leaders: "Then the Jewish leaders said to Him, "You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?" Jesus said to them, "Most assuredly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I AM" (John 8:57-8).

Whether or not people believed his claims, Jesus just said and did the things we might expect the Messiah to say and do. That did cause an uproar, ultimately leading to his crucifixion. Which brings me back to your movie. Maybe you didn't expect quite such an uproar for just making this film. Maybe you thought that people wouldn't get all that upset. Please try to understand. It's just that over the years, many so-called "Christians" have blamed my Jewish people for Jesus' death. The hatred and persecution we've endured as a result is tragic, and that's made some Jews very defensive when it comes to the subject of the Passion. As a committed believer in Jesus, I'm sure you recognize that such hatred is the antithesis of what the New Testament teaches, what Jesus intended and what your film portrays. Am I not right? Besides, you and I both know that this "blame game" really misses the point.

After all, the Hebrew Scriptures predicted that the Messiah would die for the sins of others.

"He was cut off from the land of the living, for the transgression of my people to whom the stroke was due" (Isaiah 53:8).

Not only that, but the crucifixion didn't take Jesus by surprise--it was the whole reason God sent him on this necessary but horrific mission.

"No one takes it (my life) from Me, but I lay it down of Myself." (John 10:18) "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" (John 3:16).

Most importantly, Jesus did not stay dead.

"Do not be alarmed. You seek Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He is risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid Him" (Mark 16:6).



So how can anyone be blamed for the death of a person who is in fact alive? Messiah's willing sacrifice and resurrection bring hope to a world that is desperately in need of some good news. Jesus stands ready to be our helper and redeemer and friend! Not everyone wants to hear that. Maybe they've never read the records of his life for themselves. Or maybe they've heard things about Jesus that are wrong. Whatever the case, I just want to tell you to hang in there, Mel. There are lots of us Jewish people who are grateful that you made this film. Because of "The Passion," this important topic is being discussed passionately--and that's a good thing.

Sincerely,

Susan Perlman
A Jew for Jesus

P.S. If anyone else happens to be reading this letter and would like to talk further about the Passion of the Messiah, check out the message board at http://www.jewsforjesus.org/mel.

Thursday, February 26, 2004

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When the Print Hits the Fans
By Lore Sjöberg
02:00 AM Feb. 25, 2004 PT

SAN FRANCISCO -- While the Web was very much in evidence this past weekend at the Alternative Press Expo, a yearly gathering of independent and underground comics artists, it was clear that the Web is still nowhere near replacing print as the preferred medium for comic art.

To the contrary, the printed page still has a cachet that the Web can't hope to match.

Joe D'Angelo, creator of the Pirate Cove comic strip, says he faces a prejudice against his Web-only comic, even with the free printed strip collections that his booth was giving away. "We've started not telling people that it's just online, because they'll put it down," he explains.

D'Angelo, like many of his Web-based colleagues, spent his time at APE pursuing traditional publication and distribution, leaving copies of his work at the tables of comics publishers Fantagraphics and SLG Publishing in hopes of attracting their interest.

"I gave them copies and I said 'Well, we've got a fan base,'" says D'Angelo.

New comics artists are attracted to the Web, not only because it allows them to build a fan base, but also due to the Web's low cost of entry and its worldwide distribution. It's also a place where creators can find their own audience without having to fit into a predetermined market, but the promise of print still beckons.

When Paige Braddock began Jane's World -- a strip about the daily life of a lesbian and her friends -- she found that publishers and syndicates were uneasy with the content. "I wasn't really gay enough for gay papers," she says of the reaction to the strip. "And I was too gay for straight papers."

After putting her strip online, she was able to find enough of an audience that United Media approached her about syndicating her content into their Comics.com online service. Her main foray into print has been through compiling the strips that she has published online into comic-book form.

Braddock has high praise for the Web, saying it keeps her honest because of the immediate and personal feedback, but over the years she has come to think of herself not as a Web comics publisher who collects her strips into comic books, but as a comic-book artist who debuts her work online.

"I think I have a personal bias to printed material," Braddock explains. "I love the exposure of the Web, and I love the interaction with the readers, but what I missed was a tangible representation of my work."

Printed comics have another advantage over Web comics: a proven economic model. James Burks, former animator for Disney and the creator of Martin's Misdirection -- a strip about a stage magician and his talking rabbit -- is one exhibitor who appreciates not only the aesthetic of print, but the income as well. He periodically removes old strips from his Web page to help sales of his self-published books.

"That sort of forces people to buy the book if they like the strip," he says. "If you can read everything online for free, then you don't have any instigation to buy it."

Burks' appearance at APE paid off for him in the form of a distribution deal with Diamond Comic Distributors. Diamond is the largest distributor of English-language comic books in the world, and the deal is Burks' key to getting his next strip collection into as many comic-book shops as possible.

Working with Diamond also carries a certain amount of prestige. Burks sees a divide between print comics and Web comics. "There's sort of an animosity that we're not as good because we're not in print," he says. "Anyone can do a Web comic."

Braddock agrees that print gives comics a legitimacy that the Web lacks. "I think people do take things in print more seriously. I don't think they are opposed to Web comics, but I think people prefer the print."

Alison Doran, creator of the online fantasy comic Drwynlyc, got her start in print, creating a comic book called Escapeman in 1998 for an escape artist who sold it at his performances.

When she started Drwynlyc, she put it on the Web for lack of a better idea. "I didn't know how to distribute it. I figured this was the easiest, cheapest way. Plus, my brother's wife knows how to do this."

Doran came to the expo primarily to network with other artists, but she still has publishing and distribution as a goal. "Right now I'm at the point where I'm more for the networking, but I'd love to make a profit," she explains.

While Drwynlyc wasn't available for sale at the expo, Doran hopes that the donation button on her site will help pay for her to publish the strip in book form.

Doran sees the Web as a natural path to being published, and has enjoyed APE not only as a means to her goal, but as an experience in its own right. "This has proven to be very fun, very interesting and very educational."

Transcript: Mel Gibson Talks to O'Reilly While Filming 'The Passion'
Tuesday, February 24, 2004

BILL O'REILLY, HOST: In the "Personal Story" segment tonight: The actor Mel Gibson (search) has been in Italy for months shooting a controversial film that graphically depicts the execution of Jesus. The movie is being financed by Gibson's production company. It's being shot in Aramaic (search) and Latin (search), the languages used at the time.

Mr. Gibson is a religious man and believes there are some in the media who want to discredit him personally because he's making a pro-Christian film. And, indeed, "The Factor" has learned that there is a print reporter trying to dig up nasty personal dirt on Gibson. And the guy has even approached his 85-year-old father under questionable circumstances.

And, in the interest of full disclosure, Mel Gibson's production company has optioned my novel, "Those Who Trespass." So, I do have a working relationship with him. But I believe this situation is troubling.

I spoke with Mel Gibson yesterday from Rome.

(BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)

O'REILLY: Mr. Gibson, I understand the movie you're shooting right now about the death of Jesus of Nazareth is pretty graphic, pretty explicit.

MEL GIBSON, ACTOR/DIRECTOR: It is, yes.

I've never seen a rendering that equals this for reality. It's usually either -- the versions I've seen either suffer from bad hair, inaccurate history, or not just being real. And somehow, because of that, I think I think you're distanced from them somehow. They're more like fairy tales. And this actually happened. It occurred. I'm exploring it this way, I think, to show the extent of the sacrifice willingly taken.

O'REILLY: You're going to make it in Aramaic and Latin, all right, so that no one is going to even understand what's said. The images are going to be explicit and powerful. What is the point?

GIBSON: Well, the point is that I think you can transcend language with the message through image. And I'm very happy with what we're getting.

O'REILLY: Is it going to upset some people to see the person they believe is God brutalized in this manner?

GIBSON: Well, I think anybody that is in the know about Jesus as God and they believe in that realize that he was brutalized and that I'm exploring it this way, I think, to show the extent of the sacrifice willingly taken. But I don't think people -- I think it's going to be hard to take, but I don't necessarily know that people are going to be upset by it.

O'REILLY: Is it going to upset any Jewish people?

GIBSON: It may. It's not meant to.

I think it's meant to just tell the truth. I want to be as truthful as possible. But, when you look at the reasons behind why Christ came, why he was crucified, he died for all mankind and he suffered for all mankind, so that, really, anybody who transgresses has to look at their own part or look at their own culpability.

It's time to sort of get back to a basic message, the message that was given. At this time, the world has gone nuts, I think. And this film speaks -- well, Christ spoke of faith, hope, love and forgiveness. And these are things I think we need to be reminded of again. He forgave as he was tortured and killed. And we could do with a little of that behavior.

I mentioned what I was going to do to Night Shyamalan. And he thought: "Oh, great. You have the ultimate opportunity to make the perfect anti-date movie."

And I said: "No, no, that's not true at all. I think I refer to it as the career-killer film." And I was only half joking at the time. But it's interesting that, when you do touch this subject, it does have a lot of enemies. And there are people sent. I've seen it happening. Since I've been in Rome here, for example, I know that there are people sent from reputable publications who -- they go about, while you're busy over here, they start digging into your private life and sort of getting into your banking affairs and any charities you might be involved in.

And then they start bothering your friends and your business associates and harassing your family, including my 85-year-old father. And I find it -- it's a little spooky.

O'REILLY: We have heard that there is a reporter trying to dig up dirt on you, and who has bothered your 85-year-old father, trying to get provocative statements from him, and trying to portray you as a fanatic and perhaps a bigot, that this guy is operating right now. He's trying to dig up dirt on Mel Gibson.

And do you believe it's because you're making this movie about Jesus?

GIBSON: I think it is, yes. I think he's been sent. So, that's the way it is. You got to deal with these things. I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself. And you can say what you like about me. I'm a public person, I suppose, although I don't ever remember signing the paper that I said I had no rights to privacy. But you can pick on me. But if you start picking on my family when I'm out of town, get ready.

O'REILLY: But I'm surprised that someone would go after somebody as well-liked as you are and as powerful as you are. And you really believe it's because you're making this movie about Jesus?

GIBSON: Yes, I think so. Yes, I think there's a lot of things that don't want it to happen.

But, hey, as I said before, it's a film that speaks about faith, hope, love, and forgiveness. That's the basic message. And that's what we need to get back to, I think. And if everybody practiced a little more of that, there would be a lot less friction in the world.

O'REILLY: So, if this guy writes something terrible about you and your father and family, you are going to forgive him?

GIBSON: Yes. You've got to. I already did. But it's just perplexing.

(END VIDEOTAPE)

More Controversy Surrounding Mel Gibson's New Film
Monday, January 26, 2004

This is a partial transcript from The O'Reilly Factor, January 23, 2004 that has been edited for clarity.



BILL O'REILLY, HOST: In the "Personal Story" segment tonight, actor Mel Gibson (search) continues to be viciously attacked for his upcoming film "The Passion" (search) about the death of Jesus. Columnist Frank Rich (search) in "The New York Times," and writer Tim Rutten (search) of "The Los Angeles Times," both of accused Gibson of pretty much every heinous act ever committed.

Last Sunday, Rich said Gibson was using the pope to make money. On Wednesday, Retten said, "A good Hollywood publicity campaign does not stumble over technicalities -- like the truth. Still, it takes a particular sort of chutzpah to put a phony quote in the mouth of Pope John Paul II."

Retten goes on to say Gibson and his staff have created a quote from Pope John Paul, which described the movie. The quote was "it is as it was." However, today in that same newspaper, "The Los Angeles Times," a different story. It was written Lorenzo Minos and Larry Stammer.

And it says, "Last month, the ailing pontiff was quoted as having said after a private screening of the film 'it is as it was.' Asked Dec. 19 whether the quote was reliable, Vatican press secretary Joaquin Navarro-Valls (search) told the Times 'I think you can consider that quote as accurate'."

Also today, Catholicnews.com says, "In summary the position would now appear to be that the Pope did see the film and he did say the comment that was attributed to him..."

We called "L.A. Times" columnist Tim Rutten to explain his attack, in light of the fact that his own newspaper had information that Gibson had told the truth. Rutten did not return our calls.

Joining us now from Dallas is Rod Dreher, editorial writer for "The Dallas Morning News." He's been following this story.

This is, I think, very outrageous, although I would like Retten to put forth his point of view. It seems that his own newspaper had information the pope did say that "The Passion" is as it was. OK? That Rutten had to know that if he did any kind of research or he read his own newspaper. Yet Rutten comes this week and calls Gibson a liar, putting false words in the pontiff's mouth. How do you react?

ROD DREHER, DALLAS MORNING NEWS: Well, it is outrageous, Bill. And it shows you the viciousness with which the enemies of Mel Gibson and this film are reacting to the film and taking this Vatican statement that the pope never said any such thing and using it to hang Mel out to dry. And I'm afraid that the Vatican itself, through its own duplicity and through its own, I'll say it, lying have -- they've thrown Mel Gibson to the wolves.

O'REILLY: Well, I see it a little bit differently than you do. I don't think that the Vatican itself lied. I think Navarro-Valls, the official press secretary, told the truth last December when he said the pope saw the movie and this comment is accurate.

What the Vatican doesn't want to do is get in the middle of the controversy. So it's backing away. It's not defending Gibson. OK? It doesn't want to be -- they don't want the pope's picture endorsing this obviously controversial film. I don't know whether they lied. Maybe an individual did, but I wouldn't put that on the Vatican.

DREHER: No, no, Bill, I would, and I'll tell you why. Navarro-Valls did, we know this now from "The L.A. Times," from ["Wall Street Journal" columnist] Peggy Noonan and from other sources that Navarro-Valls has confirmed back in December that the pope said this.

O'REILLY: Right.

DREHER: Somebody higher up decided that it wasn't convenient for the pope to have said this. And so, Navarro-Valls has backed off this story and held Mel Gibson up in effect to ridicule. And his reputation is at stake here, as you see from the Frank Rich attack and "The L.A. Times," attack. I think Navarro-Valls told the truth the first time, but now he's backed away from it.

O'REILLY: Well, when you say he's backed away, I haven't seen any statements by the Vatican press secretary denying the pope said it. He's just not sticking up for Gibson. And Gibson's under attack.

DREHER: Well, he denied to me in an e-mail to me earlier this week. I wrote about this in "The Dallas Morning News."

O'REILLY: Did he really?

DREHER: I wrote to him, sent him an e-mail I had gotten leaked to someone close to the film, giving -- verifying the quote and giving Mel Gibson's team permission and encouraging them to use it in the promotion of the movie. I sent that e-mail to Navarro-Valls and said did you say this? Is this e-mail accurate? He denied its authenticity. And I think that's simply not true.

O'REILLY: OK, but there's a little bit of a difference. And I want to make sure that the audience understands this. You were saying -- you were asking the man if the Vatican gave the Gibson people permission to use the statement, correct?

DREHER: That's true. The e-mail I sent him was verified, the original Peggy Noonan report that the pope said it is as it was, and that he gave permission for them -- encouraged them to use it in the promotion of the film.

O'REILLY: OK, so -- but he didn't deny it is as it was, did he?

DREHER: I think he did. I sent him...

O'REILLY: I don't see that. I have the e-mail correspondence here. I don't see that.

DREHER: Well, he says the e-mail was fake. I mean, he didn't come out and say the e-mail is fake, but the pope did say this.

O'REILLY: All right, so it's a mess.

DREHER: I think he was told -- it's a mess, yes. And the Vatican looks terrible.

O'REILLY: They do this all the time, because they don't know how to handle. They didn't do -- they didn't respond to the child molestation thing correctly in America. They're afraid.

And I think this is where it stems from. They're afraid to get in the controversy over a movie. They don't -- they think that denigrates the pope. He shouldn't be involved in a movie and all of that.

But at this point, the Catholic press, the national "Catholic Reporter" and the Catholic Web site says flat-out their research confirms the pope said this and that the Gibson people didn't do anything wrong.

DREHER: Well, you know, Bill, some people are saying this is a tempest in a teapot. Why are people so concerned about a movie? I tell you what, it's not a tempest in a teapot to Mel Gibson and his people, who's reputations are on the line.

O'REILLY: You bet.

DREHER: It's not a tempest in a teapot to Peggy Noonan and other journalists whose only mistake was to believe the Vatican press spokesman.

O'REILLY: OK. Now do you believe -- last question.

DREHER: This is serious.

O'REILLY: 30 seconds left, that "The L.A. Times" and "New York Times" consciously want to go after Gibson and destroy the credibility of this film?

DREHER: Well, I think so. You look at the Tim Retten piece in "The L.A. Times," you talked about, basic journalism would have required him to go back and look at what has been reported. I mean, it's a mysterious thing here how this quote got out. I think that they want to get him.

O'REILLY: All right. We'll stay on the story, Rod. Thanks as always.

The Goriest Story Ever Told
Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ is a well-made film. That doesn't mean you'll want to see it

By Richard Corliss


A scene from Mel Gibson's The Passion

You might not expect much controversy from a strenuously reverent film adaptation of some famous chapters from the all-time best-selling book, one found in most homes, churches and hotel rooms. But with mouthy Mel Gibson as the auteur and the Gospels as his text, The Passion of the Christ has stoked a holy word war of an intensity not seen since Martin Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ in 1988.

Let's start by saying that this is a movie, and that it has the same right to take the Bible literally as other films have to be comically blasphemous. Faith and piety are so often mocked in modern pop culture that Gibson could seem a radical just for approaching the Gospels with a straight face. The director, who won a Best Picture Oscar for Braveheart, has put his money ($30 million) where his faith is. In dramatizing the torment of Jesus' last 12 hours, he has made a serious, handsome, excruciating film that radiates total commitment. Few mainstream directors have poured so much of themselves into so uncompromising a production. Whatever the ultimate verdict on Gibson's Passion, it's hard not to admire Gibson's passion.

Or his artistry. The film, photographed by Caleb Deschanel (The Black Stallion, The Right Stuff, Gibson's The Patriot), is an attractive clash of eerie blues in the outdoor night scenes, burnished umbers in the trial scenes and blistering whites and yellows on the road to Calvary. The cast, led by James Caviezel as a gaunt, haunted Jesus, is well chosen and smartly directed. The screenplay, by Gibson and Benedict Fitzgerald, begins starkly in the Garden of Olives — no loaves and fishes, no wedding feast at Cana — but adds nonbiblical flashbacks to Jesus' idyllic childhood with his beloved mother Mary (powerfully embodied by Maia Morgenstern). It also visualizes Satan (Rosalinda Celentano) as an androgynous creature, a Gollum with weird sex appeal, who slithers through the crowd, working infernal mischief.

Is the film anti-Jewish? Well, which Jews? Start with the Sanhedrin, the rabbinical senate that found Jesus guilty of violating temple law and handed him to the Roman authority for summary punishment. The rabbis had their reasons; they saw the upstart as dangerous, blasphemous, possibly insane for proclaiming himself the Messiah and telling his followers they would live forever if they ate his flesh and drank his blood. The film sees the rabbis as doctrinally pure but politically corrupt. Indeed, it suggests they are a rogue cell calling a midnight caucus for a frame-up. But Gibson also shows many Jews (and no Romans) treating Jesus with a kindness and charity one might call Christian. We acknowledge, then, that The Passion is rabidly anti-Sanhedrin — opposed, as Jesus and other Jews were, to the Establishment of the time. But to charge the film with being anti-Semitic is like saying those who oppose the Bush Administration's Iraq policy are anti-American.

Like most movies, this one favors the underdog, the insurgent, the solitary hero against the powerful. Gibson's Jesus is a traditional movie rebel. He shows steely contempt for authority, chastens his mates for being slackers and argues with his Father — the God who sent him on this sacred suicide mission. This Jesus is so human he almost forgets he's divine. The grotesque pain he endures in his last 12 hours nearly blinds him to his task of redeeming mankind by dying for it. His memories are not those of a distant godhead but of his youth in Nazareth. Gibson's Jesus is a deity who has fallen in love with his human side; only death can restore his divinity.

Gibson has often played heroes like this. In his starmaking Mad Max films he was the postapocalyptic angry young man. In Conspiracy Theory he spouted eccentric political and religious scenarios ("Somebody's got to lift the festering scab that is the Vatican," he barks at two startled nuns in his taxi), one of which, when it turns out to be true, earned him a death sentence from today's Sanhedrin, the CIA. In Signs, the Gibson character saw alien creatures attacking his family; The Passion's Jesus sees Satan everywhere, clouding men's minds, taking the form of snakes and little boys, following Jesus up Calvary to gloat and grimace.

Braveheart was gaudily violent, in spurts. This one is crimson carnage from the moment Jesus is condemned, half an hour into the 127-min. film. One of his eyes is caked closed from a beating by Jewish goons, but the Romans are the pros. They take their time applying 80 or so wince-worthy lashes to his body, and the camera pays avid attention to the whole draining spectacle. He falls three times, which is fine for Catholic fidelity but wasteful and redundant as movie drama.

Inspired as much by Renaissance iconography, the Stations of the Cross and the Sorrowful Mysteries of the Rosary as by the Gospels' terse narratives, Gibson portrays Jesus' agony and death in acute and lavish detail. In the end, all that gore tends to blunt not only the story's natural power but even the sense of horror at what a god-man has to endure to save all men. The Passion may be unique in movie history in devoting most of its length to the torture of one man who doesn't fight back. He takes a flaying and keeps on praying. This is Gandhi as Rocky. It's Bloodheart.

What is the audience for this Passion? Many Christians — who would appreciate the message — may be repelled by the film's unrelenting bloodletting. The teen boys who make box-office winners every Friday night may like the blood, but they want their heroes to fight back and blow stuff up. Nor is this exactly a date movie. No, the audience profile for The Passion of the Christ is fairly narrow: true believers with cast-iron stomachs; people who can stand to be grossed out as they are edified. And a few movie critics who can't help admiring Mad Mel for the spiritual compulsion that drove him to invent a new genre — the religious splatter-art film — and bring it to searing life, death and resurrection.

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

The Best of the Worst
A look at the worst films, performances and directors Oscar has rewarded

By Dave McCoy
MSN Entertainment


Roberto Benigni mugs to the crowd as he makes his way to the stage to accept the Best Actor trophy for "Life Is Beautiful"

The only thing Americans love more than controversy is arguing ... and for movie fans, nothing gets us more riled up than the Oscars. Danny Perry, in his book "Alternate Oscars," wrote, "Second-guessing the Academy's Oscar selections has become the national sport of the dissatisfied and disenfranchised." We argue about who should host the awards. We argue about what or who was or wasn't nominated. But perhaps the biggest arguments come after the awards are handed out. "How could they give that film Best Picture?!" "She won Best Supporting Actress?"

When you look back at the 75 years of the Academy Awards, you have that reaction a lot. Simply put, the Academy has made some huge errors, and history has not been kind to their decisions. The most obvious example is "Citizen Kane." Though it's considered by critics and cinephiles alike to be the best film ever made, the Academy didn't even consider it the best film of that year (1941), giving the award instead to "How Green Was My Valley." And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

So, what follows is our look at the Academy's biggest blunders. We're only covering the six main categories. Sorry, we can't do them all. I mean, if we covered the Best Song category, we could write an entire dissertation on the last 20 years alone.

Feel free to argue ...

Worst Supporting Actress
Since the supporting categories were started in 1937, the biggest number of Academy gaffes, by far, reside here. Look down the list of best supporting actress winners and you'll be scratching your head so many times, people may think you've contracted lice. It's so bad, in fact, that we have a tie. The old line goes age before beauty, so let's start with Helen Hayes' win as on old lady stowaway in the clichéd disaster film "Airport" (1970). In the supporting category the winners usually swing between really good newcomers and crusty "Lifetime Achievement Award" old timers; Hayes, who was 70 when she won this award, falls in the later category (she had already won Best Actress in 1932 for "The Sin of Madelon Claudet"). Though her performance is scene stealing, it's hardly Oscar-worthy (Karen Black in "Five Easy Pieces" or Sally Kellerman in "M.A.S.H." were both stronger). On the other end of the spectrum, but equally as baffling, was Marisa Tomei's win for "My Cousin Vinny (1992). You could hear an audible gasp in the audience when Tomei's one-note performance as Joe Pesci's obnoxious, street-smart girlfriend was awarded gold. Twelve years later, it's just as puzzling ... especially to actresses like Judy Davis ("Husbands and Wives") and Vanessa Redgrave ("Howard's End") who were much more deserving.
Dishonorable mentions:
Beatrice Straight -- "Network" (1976)
Judi Dench -- "Shakespeare in Love" (1998)
Whoopi Goldberg -- "Ghost" (1990)
Angelina Jolie -- "Girl, Interrupted" (1999)
Mira Sorvino -- "Mighty Aphrodite" (1995)
Maggie Smith -- "California Suite" (1978)
Ingrid Bergman -- "Murder on the Orient Express" (1973)

Worst Supporting Actor
Unlike Supporting Actress, the Academy has generally redeemed itself when it comes to Supporting Actors. In fact, poring over the list of winners, the only one that sticks out is George Burns for "The Sunshine Boys" (1975). His win isn't offensive or awful as much as undeserving. He played one half of a vaudeville act (Walter Matthau is the other half) who reunites with his old partner late in life despite the fact that they hate each other. Burns' win definitely falls under the "Lifetime Achievement Award" category, as his competition that year blows his deadpan performance away. Jack Warden in "Shampoo," Brad Dourif in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," Burgess Meredith for "The Day of the Locust," and especially Chris Sarandon for "Dog Day Afternoon" were all better choices, but apparently not sentimental enough for the Academy. Does anyone even remember "The Sunshine Boys"?
Dishonorable mention:
Jack Palance -- "City Slickers" (1991)
Ed Begley Sr. -- "Sweet Bird of Youth" (1962)
Peter Ustinov -- "Spartacus" (1960)
Red Buttons -- "Sayonara" (1957)
Don Ameche -- "Cocoon" (1985)

Worst Actress
Of all the major categories, Best Actress is the one where you don't find many mistakes by the Academy. For the most part, they got things right, or at least didn't embarrass themselves. There is always an exception, however, and here it is Elizabeth Taylor winning Best Actress for "Butterfield 8" (1960). Before the film -- a campy, nearly unwatchable drama about a prostitute (Taylor) who falls for a married lawyer (Laurence Harvey) -- was even made, there were problems. Taylor thought the script was offensive, saying, "This is the most pornographic script I've ever read. I've been [at MGM] for 17 years and I was never asked to play such a horrible role ... she's a sick nymphomaniac ..." The problem, however, was that Liz was under contract and obligated to make one more picture for MGM. After many concessions by the studio, Taylor finally agreed to make the film. Critics trashed it, but audiences ate it up, and the film was a hit. She was nominated, but the odds were against her winning her first Oscar. However, weeks before the ceremony, Taylor fell sick with a mysterious illness, and her condition was considered grave after a doctor performed a tracheotomy. Despite her sudden illness, Taylor vowed she'd make the ceremony. In a feat of disgusting empathy, the Academy awarded Liz with her first Oscar (she made the ceremony, and fainted backstage after winning) for a role she never wanted in a film that no one remembers.
Dishonorable mention:
Halle Berry -- "Monster's Ball" (2001)
Grace Kelly -- "The Country Girl" (1954)
Judy Holliday -- "Born Yesterday" (1950)
Cher -- "Moonstruck" (1987)
Glenda Jackson -- "A Touch of Class" (1973)

Worst Actor
Though the list of Academy mistakes in this category is long and impressive, we have to go with Roberto Benigni winning Best Actor for his Italian Holocaust comedy "Life is Beautiful" (1998). We'll spare you the details of why "Life is Beautiful" is one of the most offensive, callous, self-serving, sappy films to ever dupe both the nation and the Academy (it received more nominations than any foreign film in history), for that is another article. Instead, let's focus on Benigni's hyperactive, megalomaniacal "performance." He plays an imprisoned father in a Nazi death camp who tries to hide the reality of the Holocaust from his son by pretending the whole experience is a game. Benigni doesn't give a performance as much as celebrate himself and his "clever" idea. He wants to be Keaton or Chaplin, but we see his jokes coming from miles away. He's mugging and winking at the audience the whole way through and the result is nauseating. His shtick was good enough to fool the Academy, however, allowing Benigni to embarrass himself (again) on national TV by running around like a madman while gushing such drivel as "My body is in tumult ... I would like to be ... lying down and making love to everybody." Nick Nolte, who was nominated for his performance in "Affliction," was robbed.
Dishonorable mention:
Art Carney -- "Harry and Tonto" (1974)
Paul Lukas -- "Watch on the Rhine" (1943)
Dustin Hoffman -- "Rain Man" (1988)
John Wayne -- "True Grit" (1970)
Peter Finch -- "Network" (1976)
Rex Harrison -- "My Fair Lady" (1964)

Worst Director
I still remember the moment as if it were yesterday. It was March 24, 2002, I was at an Oscar party and they were just about to announce Best Director. The field was brutal: America's premier maverick Robert Altman for "Gosford Park"; genius David Lynch for "Mulholland Drive," easily the best film of 2001; one-time filmmaking master Ridley Scott for "Black Hawk Down"; rising mastermind Peter Jackson for "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring;" and Ron Howard for "A Beautiful Mind." Ron Howard. The guy that made memorable cinema such as "Gung Ho." And "EdTV." Oh, and how could we forget "Far and Away" or "Backdraft"? I was pulling for Altman -- he had never won, was 77 years old, and "Gosford Park" was remarkable -- but a win by Lynch or Jackson would have been justified too. Even a Scott win I could swallow. But they gave it to Howard. Three of the best directors in film history (plus, Ridley Scott) lost to Opie. Howard is a director who makes safe, bland entertainment intended not to ruffle anyone's feathers. A more challenging director could have made "A Beautiful Mind," and they wouldn't have changed facts about the life of John Nash to make the film more mainstream. Howard signifies everything that is boring and wrong with Hollywood, and his reward was a statue that defines the system. So, maybe, it was warranted. Still, there have been a lot of Oscar blunders, but this one rises above them all.
Dishonorable mention:
Robert Zemeckis -- "Forrest Gump" (1994)
Oliver Stone --"Born on the Fourth of July" (1989)
Leo McCarey -- "Going My Way" (1944)
Kevin Costner -- "Dances With Wolves" (1990)
Robert Redford -- "Ordinary People" (1980)
George Roy Hill -- "The Sting" (1973)

Toughest Call:
John Ford ("How Green Was My Valley") beat Orson Welles ("Citizen Kane") for Best Director in 1941. While Ford is easily one of the top five directors in film history, Welles deserved the award that year. Plus, Ford had already won an award (he went on to win four total). Meanwhile, Welles was never nominated again.

Worst Picture
In 1989, Spike Lee made his masterpiece, "Do the Right Thing," a volatile, edgy ensemble piece about deteriorating race relations in a Brooklyn neighborhood on the hottest day of the year. The film was a much-needed cinematic slap in the face: unblinking social commentary masked as entertainment. It was angry and funny and shocking, fueled by real humanity yet never yielding to cheap sentimentality. Oh, yeah, and it wasn't even nominated by the Academy for Best Picture. Instead, films like the conformity-embracing "Dead Poet's Society," the hyperbolic "Born on the Fourth of July," the schmaltzy "Field of Dreams," the biopic "My Left Foot" and, sigh, "Driving Miss Daisy" instead earned nominations. The same year that Spike Lee opened audience's eyes to the dangerously explosive nature of race relations in America, the Academy looked away, and instead retreated 30 or 40 years. They awarded "Driving Miss Daisy" the Best Picture trophy. That cozy, unthreatening exploration of a relationship between an aging Southern matriarch and her African-American driver was just the type of movie that critic David Thomson calls "feel-good liberalism" that the Academy eats up. It was nice and safe and told you exactly how to feel. The fact that Lee's film was snubbed when the nominations were announced was bad enough; that "Daisy" drove off with the Oscar for Best Picture just showed how out of touch the Academy was -- not only with cinema, but society. Irony has never been more bitter.
Dishonorable mention:
"The Greatest Show on Earth" (1952)
"Around the World in 80 Days" (1956)
"A Beautiful Mind" (2001)
"Titanic" (1997)
"Out of Africa" (1985)
"Kramer Vs. Kramer" (1979)
"Ordinary People" (1980)

US papers give Crying Ladies good reviews
FUNFARE by Ricardo F. Lo
The Philippine Star 02/25/2004


A few issues ago, Funfare reported that Unitel Pictures' Crying Ladies was opening in theaters across America, with producer Tony Gloria leading Filipinos and other film buffs in welcoming his movie calculated to surpass the impressive showing of Unitel’s other movie, American Adobo, which was also shown (in art houses) in the US.

Crying Ladies has been getting good reviews in US papers, including Village Voice, The New York Times and TV Guide which said in an article entitled Wail of a Tale, "...Mark Meily’s formulaic comedy about a pretty con artist reformed by love for her small son is tailor-made for a Hollywood remake of the ‘you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, your heart will be warmed' variety..."

I’m printing verbatim the brief but favorable review by Mark Holcomb in his Village Voice column Tracking Shot:

Simultaneously shameless and streetwise, acerbic and cloying, Mark Meily's Crying Ladies strives for and largely achieves a hard-edged chick-flick aesthetic. Filipina singing/acting/product-endorsing workhorse Sharon Cuneta plays Stella, a down-on-her-luck Manila divorcée who, along with two equally desperate gal pals, hires on as a professional mourner at a Chinese funeral. Cuneta delivers an engaging, surprisingly coarse performance, considering her onetime Philippines-sweetheart status, and the subtle revelations concerning ritual and loss in Meily's story serve her well. More judicious editing was surely called for, but Crying Ladies succeeds as first-rate melodrama.

And here are excerpts from The New York Times review entitled Mourners for Hire by A. O. Scott:

A hit in the Philippines, where it won six awards at the 2003 Metro Manila Film Festival, Mark Meily's Crying Ladies is a loose and genial soap opera about three working-class Manila women who are hired as mourners for a funeral in the city's Chinese community.

According to the movie, the Chinese practice of employing women to wail for the dead, once common, is on the wane, but the Chua family nonetheless insists on a traditional send-off for its patriarch, a philanderer and possible gangster named Washington. His son, Wilson (Eric Quizon), hires Stella (Sharon Cuneta), a sometime petty thief who has lost custody of her young son after serving a year in prison, as a crier.

Stella, a second-generation crier, recruits two of her friends: Choleng (Angel Aquino), a pious Roman Catholic who is nonetheless having a guilty affair with another woman's husband, and Aling (Hilda Koronel), a shopkeeper who clings to the fading memory of her movie career, whose high point was a bit part in a picture called "Darna and the Giants."

In the easygoing, unembarrassed world of Crying Ladies, it seems perfectly natural that a stranger should recognize Aling from her decades-old role as a villager crushed by a marauding monster. This may also be a sly joke by Mr. Meily, since Ms. Koronel, like Ms. Cuneta, is a major Philippine movie star. With a refreshing lack of vanity or pretension, these actresses play their ordinary, hard-luck characters with generosity and grace.

Mr. Meily, who directed the film from his own screenplay, gives the audience quite a few plot lines to keep track of. Some, especially those involving Choleng and Aling, are handled in a fairly perfunctory manner, yielding little emotional payoff...

...The movie wears its many clichés lightly and without embarrassment. If it were more tightly constructed, Crying Ladies would probably also be more relentlessly melodramatic.

But a movie about people who cry fake tears for money, and for complete strangers, would be ill advised to indulge in displays of overwrought emotion. Its most winning attribute is a kind of sloppy, unassuming friendliness, a likability aptly reflected in its characters.

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

"Passion" Plays with Critics

Reviews are starting to roll in for Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ," which opens wide on Ash Wednesday (Feb. 25). And while early critical reaction is wildly mixed, it doesn't look like the megastar will have much trouble recouping his $30 million investment.

"Two thumbs way up," declare critics Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper, who call it a "great film." Time dubs the ultra-graphic pic, which stars Jim Caviezel as Jesus, "The Goriest Story Ever Told," but concedes that Gibson has directed "a serious, handsome, excruciating film that radiates total commitment. Few mainstream directors have poured so much of themselves into so uncompromising a production." The magazine adds that Mel has seemingly invented a new celluloid genre: "The religious splatter-art film."

"Technically, the film is a beauty," says the Hollywood Reporter, but wishes "Gibson had chosen to highlight spiritual truth rather than physical realism." Variety believes that this long-in-the-works project represents the "very pure definition of independent cinema," adding, "You have to tip your hat to Gibson for putting his money where his heart and soul and mouth are, for putting self-expression before the bottom line to an extent that few major Hollywood figures ever have." The trade's verdict: "The passion according to Mel is potent stuff, but rather like a full course of bitter herbs without as much as a taste of honey."

Newsweek was less enamored of the relentless violence, determining, "Instead of being moved by Christ's suffering, or awed by his sacrifice, I felt abused by a filmmaker intent on punishing an audience, for who knows what sins." The New Yorker was even more brutal: "The movie Gibson has made from his personal obsessions is a sickening death trip...he falls in danger of altering Jesus' message of love into one of hate."

Jim Caviezel Talks About Playing Christ in 'The Passion'
By Shannon Woodland and Scott Ross
The 700 Club



"This film forces you to see yourself, not the way you want to see yourself, but as God sees you. There are no passive onlookers here," says Jim Caviezel.



CBN.com – Jim Caviezel is a respectable actor with a respectable career. The Count of Monte Cristo, The Thin Red Line, Pay It Forward, and Angel Eyes are just a few of his films. But his most recent role may jeopardize his respectability -- Jim plays Jesus in Mel Gibson's controversial film, The Passion of the Christ.

In his first television interview since the filming of The Passion, Jim went to great depths to help 700 Club producer Scott Ross understand what it means to play the crucified Savior.

SCOTT ROSS: How old were you when you played in the film?

JIM CAVIEZEL: It is interesting. The day after I accepted the role, I got a phone call from Mel. He said, 'Hi, this is Mel.' 'Mel who?' For some reason, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise -- that's how I know them. I don't know them by just first name. He said, 'Hey, Jim, this is Mel.' He started talking about this movie and started talking me out of the role.

SCOTT ROSS: Talking you out of it? This is after he offered it to you?

JIM CAVIEZEL: The next day, he said, 'I want you to be aware of what you are going to go through. You may never work again.' He said that several times publicly. I told him, 'Mel, this is what I believe. We all have a cross to carry. I have to carry my own cross. If we don't carry our crosses, we are going to be crushed under the weight of it. So let's go and do it.' And we began with the film.

SCOTT ROSS: How old were you?

JIM CAVIEZEL: I told Mel, 'It is eerie. My initials are J.C. and I am 33 years old.' That was it.

SCOTT ROSS: What's your initial gut response to it?

JIM CAVIEZEL: I was half exhilarated and half terrified, honestly. I felt that the whole way through.

SCOTT ROSS: What did you bring to it, not just as an actor, but how do you prepare to play the Son of God?

JIM CAVIEZEL: It's a great question. How do you prepare? By fire. Looking back, there were two words, 'unquenchable fire.' What was hard was the physical, the suffering. Makeup time started from 2 a.m. and it went till 10 a.m. -- that alone right there, the boredom, not just the boredom, but the uncomfortable position. You're never sitting down. After day in and day out of this, plus the hypothermia, plus I had a separated shoulder, it forced me to pray. I had to go to a place of something really deep because I was going crazy.

SCOTT ROSS: You said you went into prayer. Is that something you believed anyway prior to the part? You are a believer?

JIM CAVIEZEL: Well, there's no question that I believe. I think many of your viewers know what I'm talking about. Why would you subject yourself to persecution unless you know that that's the truth? And let me tell you, I was on that cross. Many people who looked up there, I may be playing Christ, but a lot of times I felt like Satan. I had obscenities wanting to come out of me. It was so cold it was like knives coming through me. I had hypothermia. I don't know whether you've dealt with that, but one day of hypothermia I was so cold I could barely get the lines out. My mouth was shaking uncontrollably. My arms and legs went numb. I was suffocating on that cross. In the mean time, you watch people have coffee and laugh. They were very indifferent about what you're going through.

SCOTT ROSSS: Was that true across the board with the cast or with the crew?

JIM CAVIEZEL: No, we had very sympathetic people. Like in all humanity, we had sympathetic people and indifferent people and people who were repelled by it. Watching that I wanted to burst out in my own humanity and tell this guy to shut up or take off.

SCOTT ROSS: Which was very opposite of what Jesus did in forgiving His enemies.

JIM CAVIEZEL: Then at that point what do you do? I'm a craftsman. I'm an actor. Where does this place? Where does he go? So I had to seriously get into a prayer not from here [the mind], but from the heart.

SCOTT ROSS: The whipping and the scourging are hard to watch because that goes on for so long. I was literally counting the lashes. I watched people in the theatre in front of me, a small viewing theatre, turn their faces away because they couldn't continue to look.

JIM CAVIEZEL: You said something very critical there: People turn their eyes away when they see it, and what they're seeing is their own sin. It is not wanting to deal, at times, with their own sin. It's that hard to look at. But this film forces you to see yourself, not the way you want to see yourself, but as God sees you. There are no passive onlookers here.

SCOTT ROSS: What part of this has the greatest affect on you? Is it possible to isolate a moment or time?

JIM CAVIEZEL: Oh boy, I'll be honest with you, there are things that I went through that I can't even talk about. I felt like a great presence came within me at times when we were filming. This prayer that came from me was, 'I don't want people to see me. I just want them to see Jesus. And through that conversions will happen.' That's what I wanted more than anything, that people would have a visceral effect to finally make a decision whether to follow Him or not.

SCOTT ROSS: And that's the only choice; either you do or you don't. You're either for Me, or you're against Me.

JIM CAVIEZEL: Throughout this, when people put on Christ when they go outside, that is all nonbelievers see. And we're going to have people reject it, but there are others who make a living at being Christian. This is serious because they know the Body of Christ. They know what that is. And for them, it's even more serious. Many of our Jewish brothers are terrified. I have people come up to me and say, 'Jim,' -- they're Jewish -- 'some of the e-mails, have you read these things? This is frightening. I didn't kill Christ.' I say, 'No, the people standing before Christ and Pilate during the judgment scene do not condemn an entire race for the death of Christ anymore than the actions of Mussolini condemn all Italians or the heinous crimes of Stalin condemn all Russians. We are all culpable in the death of Christ. My sins, your sins put Him on that cross.' I bring this up because it's very important to address. I want my Jewish brothers to see this film. I want people in my own faith who think it's anti-Semitic to see this film. I want non-religious people to see this film. This film does not play the blame game at all. We're all culpable in the death of Christ.

Saturday, February 21, 2004

President Bush Wants to See Gibson Film

President Bush wants to see the controversial new Mel Gibson film, "The Passion of the Christ," his spokesman said Friday.

Asked if the president wanted to see the Crucifixion drama, opening in U.S. theaters Wednesday, White House press secretary Scott McClellan said, "I think he does and I think at some point he probably will."

The White House has a private theater in which presidents can view first-run films.

Gibson directed, financed and co-wrote the movie, which tells the story of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

It has become highly controversial even before its opening, with some claiming that it could spark anti-Semitism by making it seem that the Jews as a people were responsible for Christ's death.

Friday, February 20, 2004

Could Mel Gibson Have Avoided Controversy With The Passion? Maybe Not
By Bruce N. Fisk

Feb. 14— Editor's Note: New Testament scholar Bruce N. Fisk saw a rough cut of Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ in November 2003, and wondered: Can a Jesus film be too bloody? Can a work of history make room for legend? Can any telling of this story avoid anti-Semitism?

Emmanuel's Veins

The Passion of the Christ is messy. From Jesus' violent arrest to his flogging and crucifixion, almost every scene is marked by callous cruelty and bloodshed. Jesus' bruised right eye swells shut. Deep lacerations criss-cross his flesh. It's very visceral and very difficult to watch. We've come a long way from the sanitized, dispassionate Jesus of so many Byzantine altar pieces (and we couldn't be further removed from the crucifixion scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian). Imagine, rather, a moving, breathing version of the Issenheim altarpiece [Matthias Grünewald's painted 1515 rendering of the crucifixion], in all its graphic, grisly detail.

How much blood and violence are necessary, I found myself wondering, for the crucifixion story to be authentic? Does Gibson's R-rated account rank among the most faithful Jesus films ever? Or is it simply riding the current wave of "reality" programming? Is it brutally honest, or just brutal? Scroll meets screenplay, or Stigmata meets Kill Bill?

At the church of my childhood, we talked a lot about Christ's blood. Rarely did a week go by without someone asking to sing, "Nothing but the Blood," or "There's Power in the Blood," or "There Is a Fountain Filled With Blood (drawn from Emmanuel's veins)."

When we weren't singing hymns, I would struggle to fill the silence with mental images of Jesus in pain, Jesus bleeding, Jesus pierced for my transgressions. It was almost as if the more pain Jesus felt, the more God's wrath was turned away. The more blood Christ shed, the more deeply I could "plunge beneath the flood." To me, it wasn't enough for his death to be vicarious; it also had to be slow, agonizing and messy.

Roman crucifixions were indeed messy, nasty affairs. A single execution could drag on for days. Many victims didn't survive the flogging, and you'll know why if you see Gibson's film. I had to force myself to watch as a pair of blood-spattered soldiers scourged Jesus, back and front, minute after interminable minute. Watching it felt almost voyeuristic, perhaps because the grisly details of Jesus' flagellation and crucifixion receive such scant attention in each Gospel. Pilate "took Jesus and scourged him," we read. Soldiers "put on" the crown of thorns and "struck" him (John 19:1-3). Even more restrained are the hushed descriptions of Golgotha: "there they crucified him" (Luke 23:33).

Paul's cross language is similarly sparse: "we preach Christ crucified," he says (1 Cor 1:23; cf. Gal 3:1) and "he was obedient to the point of death, even death on a cross" (Phil 2:8). As a whole, the New Testament offers lots about the meaning of Christ's death: it is sacrifice and example; it is moment of conquest and act of reconciliation and turning point in time (see, e.g., 2 Cor 5:19; Col 2:15; Heb 9:22, 28; 1 Pet 2:21-24; Rev 5:6; 7:14). But for all its significance for early Christians, the lurid details of Christ's death are stunningly absent. Was such punishment simply too familiar in its day to warrant commentary? Or too disgusting? Or too shameful?

Gibson's preoccupation with Christ's shed blood and agony threatens to distract us from another crucial dimension of his death. Survey any Roman legion in the reign of Tiberius and they'll probably say that crucifixion was as much about shame as it was about pain. Ask Paul about the scandal at the heart of his Gospel and he'll point, not to whips and nails, but to the sheer embarrassment and absurd foolishness of a crucified savior. Hebrews says Christ, "endured the cross, disregarding its shame," (Heb 12:2; cf. 6:6). So the cross was not only about cruelty but also about degradation and defilement, exclusion and ridicule, which is why, by the way, it proved such an obstacle to early Christian preaching.

No one who screens Passion will ever be tempted to minimize the horrors of the cross. The Christian trinket industry may suffer. Good Friday services this year will feel different. What is not clear to me, however, is how well the film exposes the shame side of things. I suppose humiliation is harder than suffering to portray on film, and riskier. And we in the West don't really "get" shame. (Witness the popularity of shows like Jerry Springer, Cops, "Girls Gone Wild" and Howard Stern.) I don't know: Maybe the film could stand a bit less blood and a bit more blushing; maybe fewer lashes and more disdain. As it stands, I'm not sure Passion gets the balance quite right.

Veronica's Cloth

The Passion of the Christ is also very Catholic. The storyline borrows bits from each of the four Gospels (with nods toward Matthew and John), but it is also steeped in church tradition and guided by images and symbols long cherished by Catholic worshipers. Jesus stumbles three times on his way to Golgotha, in keeping with the traditional Fourteen Stations of the Cross. The legendary Veronica of Station Six steps forward to wipe Jesus' bloodied face, only to find his image perfectly imprinted on her cloth. And Mary is highly visible and central to the story — a much stronger figure than the two-dimensional, inconsequential Mary of so much Protestant piety. John calls Mary his mother, if I heard correctly, even before Jesus suggests the idea (John 19:27), and Jesus, while praying, self-identifies as "the son of your handmaid" (cf. Psm 86:16; 116:16). At the cross, Mary murmurs "my son, let me die with you" and later cradles her son's dead body, Pietà-like, while gazing into the camera, as if to assure us that all will be well.

I find refreshing a film so firmly rooted in a particular Christian confession. But honoring simultaneous commitments to history and tradition is always tricky. Like Jesus along the Via Dolorosa, the film occasionally loses its footing. Why, for example, would Jesus be forced to carry a whole cross while his two rebel counterparts bear only their horizontal beams? Why would Jesus engage Pilate in Latin instead of Greek? (Fluent Latin wasn't common among Galileans in the 1st century.) Similarly, why does Greek disappear from Pilate's tri-lingual inscription naming Jesus King of the Jews? In each case, sacred memory trumps historical plausibility.

That said, I applaud the film's self-consciously Catholic loyalties. Every account of the Passion must embellish in some direction; every meaningful retelling calls for transformation. This is just as true for experimental projects like Godspell, Jesus Christ Superstar, Last Temptation of Christ and Jesus of Montreal as it is for openly confessional ones like The Passion of the Christ or last fall's The Gospel of John. Translation entails interpretation, and interpretation cannot happen in a vacuum.

Sibling Rivalry

If we listen to the film's harshest critics, Passion is "dangerous" and "anti-Semitic," sure to "fuel hatred" against Jews worldwide. Disturbing charges, these. But will they stick? Is Gibson conspiring to undo decades of post-Holocaust, Jewish-Christian dialogue?

Let me propose, first of all, that some critics of Gibson's narrative would find Matthew's or John's equally troubling. Perhaps they are worried that a screen version of the crucifixion will pack more punch, and change more minds, in an a-literate, visual culture than would, say, a public recitation of one of the Gospels.

Truth be told, each Gospel depicts both Romans and Jews conspiring to eliminate the Galilean threat. Pilate has the last word, but he can ill afford to ignore the local religious lobby — the priestly power-brokers who have pronounced Jesus a blasphemous Messianic pretender. If the Jewish establishment was all but unanimous in its rejection of Jesus, Roman occupiers had their own reasons for wanting Jesus out of the way. Pilate could hardly tolerate unauthorized royal claimants, even naïve ones, running loose in his territory. The "cause" of Jesus' execution, as it turns out, was neither singular nor simple.

An even trickier question, however, is whether the Gospels themselves spin the story in a pro-Roman, anti-Jewish direction. Are the Gospels anti-Semitic? This is not the place to explore 1st century Jewish disputes about Jesus and how this "sibling rivalry" plays out on the pages of the New Testament. Suffice it to say that a handful of NT texts, especially in Matthew and John (e.g., Mt 21:43; 27:25; Jn 8:44; Rv 3:9), have been roundly criticized for seeming to vilify, or at least disqualify, Jesus' Jewish opponents. To the extent that Gibson's Passion projects this tension from the Bible onto the big screen, it is bound to stir up controversy. Consider the film an invitation to reflect on one of the more pressing theological questions of our time.

The court of public opinion will, I predict, eventually acquit Gibson of all charges of anti-Semitism. And yet I'm left wondering whether Passion missed an opportunity to explore the complex relationship between Jesus and Judaism. Why was it that Jesus failed to gain much of a foothold among his own people? Why did some of them want him dead? Some of Jesus' opponents were no doubt threatened by his charisma, or fearful of slipping in the opinion polls, but surely others felt entitled to question his credentials, or to resist the dangerous tilt of his politics. If the apostle Paul's initial hostility towards the Jesus movement sheds light on things (Gal 1:13; Acts 8:3), we should imagine many thoughtful Jews rejecting Jesus' claims, all the while confident of God's approval. Gibson's project would have been even more impressive, and built more bridges, it seems to me, had it acknowledged the monumental challenge Jesus posed to devout Jews in his day. Given the long, sad trajectory of Jewish-Christian misunderstanding, we can't afford to do otherwise.

After Super Bowl, Will TV Clean Up Its Act?
By Catherine Donaldson-Evans
Thursday, February 19, 2004

Stars have long known that sex-charged stunts bring in the Benjamins, but until the Janet Jackson breast backlash, there seemed to be few consequences for celebs' increasingly outlandish moves on the tube.

But since the Super Bowl incident, networks, Hollywood watchdog groups and the government have been doing more than just snarling like in the past. This time, there’s been bite behind their bark.

A time-delay has been implemented for several live broadcasts, and the Federal Communications Commission has introduced plans to increase fines for broadcasters who air indecent material.

Some people are happy that regulators are cracking down. Others think they should back off. But will any of the tough talk clean up the airwaves?

"It won't change a thing," said Robert Thompson, director of Syracuse University’s Center for the Study of Popular Television. “I don’t think broadcasting is going to go down gently. They’re having a hard enough time competing with all these cable channels.”

It's that competition with cable and the loss of network TV viewers that's pushed stars and broadcasters to push the limit, he said.

"In an attempt to get people to pay attention, they occasionally have to drop their pants or say a naughty word," Thompson said.

But many parents trying to shield their children are frustrated with the onslaught of suggestive entertainment.

"There should be boundaries set," said Lori Bardsley, a Greensboro, N.C., mother of three and social activist. "They've gotten away with so much — they just keep pushing the envelope. These artists, they don't care about the average family."

The crackdown by the FCC and Congress — which held hearings last week on the Super Bowl incident and broadcast indecency — will likely throw a wrench into things for a while.

At the Grammys, CBS implemented a five-minute delay to keep questionable material out of people's living rooms. The Oscars will air on Feb. 29 with a five-second delay.

But most of the effects will likely be short-lived, according to industry gurus.

"They may have short-term victory," said Neal Gabler, author of "Life: The Movie." "They may win a few battles. But they never win the war, like it or not."

Just last weekend, Beyonce Knowles caused a scandal during a performance at the basketball All-Star game when part of her outfit fell open and revealed much of her breast.

This battle over standards isn't exactly new. Remember all the brouhaha surrounding Madonna, Cyndi Lauper and other pop stars in the 1980s, causing Tipper Gore to call for song-lyric sanitizing? Or the boundary-skirting that went on in the 1950s, '60s and '70s, with sexually suggestive shows like "Laugh-in," "Three's Company" and others?

Part of the problem is the FCC’s hazy definition of indecency and the difficulty in proving that an airwaves incident is “patently offensive.”

“We live in a society where [Super Bowl halftime performers] Kid Rock and Nelly and Justin Timberlake sell millions of albums. To whom are they patently offensive?" Gabler said. "They may be offensive to people, but ‘patently’?”

The FCC defines broadcast indecency as "language or material that, in context, depicts or describes, in terms patently offensive as measured by contemporary community broadcast standards for the broadcast medium, sexual or excretory organs or activities."

"This is a very difficult area of enforcing these very vague standards," Viacom President and CEO Mel Karmazin said during last week's congressional hearings. "What we need is a roadmap. … It is not clear what is meant by 'indecency.'"

Still watchdogs like the Parents Television Council are calling for tougher enforcement.

"Free speech is limited in certain places, and the broadcast airwaves are one area where it's limited," said Lara Mahaney, spokeswoman for the PTC.

But limited-government advocates bristle at that notion.

"On First Amendment grounds, I don't like to see the government in the content-monitoring business," said “Fox News Watch” panelist James Pinkerton, a Newsday columnist. "I hate the thought of government lawyers sitting around studying nipples, breasts and swear words. It's a waste of taxpayer money."

Although the FCC has launched investigations into a host of indecency cases, critics say it only takes real action when extremely crude content or a powerful public reaction is involved.

When U2's Bono gave a Golden Globes speech last year on NBC and said "f—ing brilliant," the FCC originally OK'd it because he used the "f-word" as an adjective, not as a verb describing a sexual act. Only after pressure from parents' groups did the FCC reopen its investigation of the matter.

"We've referred to the FCC as a toothless lion," Mahaney said. "They weren't enforcing the law and that's why we've seen an escalation of indecent material."

Meanwhile, the FCC places most of the blame on broadcasters.

"It is irresponsible of our country's broadcasters to try to push the envelope in the face of commission policies aimed at balancing the needs to protect our children with the interests of the First Amendment," FCC Chairman Michael Powell said at a recent hearing on indecency. "We will continue to enforce our indecency rules with vigor."

As the FCC and interest groups fight over the details, parents are the ones at the battle's frontlines.

"Television enters every home in America," said Bardsley. "The media should be concerned for families and kids. A lot of people who are moms and dads are worried about our young sons and daughters."

In any case, the Janet Jackson incident will likely continue to have an impact on what’s on TV, at least for a while. In addition to the live-telecast delays, scenes in recent episodes of both “ER” and “NYPD Blue” were cleaned up to avoid offending anyone.

"When Dad is mad, you try to be really good for a while until he cools down," Thompson said. "That’s what’s going to happen here as well."

Pop Culture Puts Religion in the Spotlight
By Marla Lehner
Wednesday, February 18, 2004

From the glittering hills of Hollywood to the houses of worship dotting the Bible Belt, tongues are wagging about religion, scripture, history and Jesus’ passion — thanks in large part to pop culture.

Churches are reserving theaters for their congregations to see Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ"; people are returning to bookstores to research the story of Jesus and Mary Magdalene after reading the best-selling novel "The Da Vinci Code"; and TV viewers are tuning in weekly to see Joan of Arcadia communicate with God.

Some experts are thrilled that the entertainment spotlight is shining on religion, but others are doubtful — and even worried — about the impact it ultimately will have on secular America's perception of Jesus and faith.

Ted Haggard, president of The National Association of Evangelicals, who sees the "The Passion" in particular as a tremendous outreach opportunity, is encouraged by pop culture's focus on the spiritual.

"People appreciate movies and theater that acknowledge faith," he said. "People appreciate when 'Touched by an Angel' or 'Joan of Arcadia' or 'The Passion' represents them honestly and not as a caricature."

But some historians are wary of all the God talk, saying lay people may take away only what they want from popular culture versions of scripture.

"Different Jesuses appeal to different people. [These interpretations] are carving apart the Gospels," said George Parsenios, a New Testament professor at Princeton Theological Seminary who points out that "The Da Vinci Code" and "The Passion of the Christ" represent two extremes of Jesus' story.

"Da Vinci" by Dan Brown, a story about searching for the Holy Grail, paints the Catholic Church as a patriarchal, manipulative entity that subverted the real story of Jesus' life. "The Passion of the Christ," on the other hand, claims to adhere closely to the actual Gospels.

In truth, neither version is likely to appease scholars.

"All scholars would say the Gospels represent an interpretation of Jesus anyway," said Parsenios. "They are not just giving the facts, ma'am. Events in one are transposed in another to draw out new meaning from them."

Parsenios is also wary about having pop culture educate people about religion.

"Most college students get their news from Letterman. It’s similar to that," he said.

In response to all the media attention on "The Passion," groups such as The Center for Christian-Jewish Learning at Boston College are making an effort to inform the public about the subtleties of religion. They've posted a study guide for portrayals of Jesus' passion, and also held a series of lectures aimed at educating the community.

Ruth Langer, the group's associate director, said the film is, in a sense, providing an opportunity for education, but added that the group would rather not have to fight the possibility of misconceptions that could come from the film.

"Unfortunately, it takes a controversy to bring something to people’s consciousness," she said.

Bishop Savas Zembillas of the Greek Orthodox Archdiocese in New York is also concerned about how Gibson's film will be interpreted, especially by those not well versed in the Gospels.

"Somebody coming at this cold, if they don’t know Jesus’ story, they are going to be at sea, really," said Zembillas, who screened an early cut of "The Passion."

Like some others who have seen the film, Zembillas expressed concern over its graphic nature.

"[There's] a flogging scene that goes on for a good quarter of an hour," said Zembillas. "By the time it’s over, he’s been flayed. I stopped believing at that point. I can’t believe a man can stand up and carry a tree up a hill for 20 minutes while being lashed."

But Gibson, an action movie star accustomed to on-screen gore, and others who have come out in support of the film say the bloody scenes are appropriate for today's movie-going public.

"People know how to watch movies and people know how to read books.... We know they can differentiate between a documentary and a historical account," said Haggard. "Mel’s movie feels like the real thing.... When people say it’s too violent, they mean 'It’s too violent for me.' I think the fact that audiences are used to violence gives [Gibson] permission to make it authentic."

Haggard added that some people will always take books or films too literally, but reasonable folks will know the difference. "'The Da Vinci Code' is a novel. The same people who believe the Earth is hollow and that's where UFOs come from will believe it's fact."

As for whether "The Passion" will inspire more religious curiosity among people who are not already churchgoers, Zembillas is skeptical.

"I don't think a lot of people do homework after a movie," he said. "If it does that, more power to Mr. Gibson."

Zembillas added that Americans who aren't already faithful to a particular religious sect have probably only marginally been influenced by shows like "Touched by an Angel" and "Joan of Arcadia," as well the surge of mainstream Christian rock bands.

"You have to almost listen for the message to know there is a message," he said.

Ultimately in America, faith, as it's portrayed on television, in films and in popular books, presents so many versions of Jesus that most Americans take what they want from these interpretations of his story, said Parsenios.

"With all these Jesuses floating around for sale," he said, "you can just pick the one you like."

Hating Mel
By: Bill O'Reilly for BillOReilly.com
Thursday, Feb 19, 2004


Here's a no spin review of Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion of the Christ," which opens on Ash Wednesday. First off, the film is a faithful rendition of the execution of Jesus according to the four Gospels. Only twice does Gibson stray from scripture. The initial departure is to introduce Satan into the narrative; that does not happen in the Bible.
Second, Gibson beefs up the role of Simon of Cyrene, the Jew who was forced by the Romans to carry Jesus' cross when he could no longer do it. Simon emerges as a heroic figure.

The film runs two hours and at least half of it is explicitly violent. The pain Jesus endured at the hands of the brutal Roman soldiers became numbing to watch after a while, at least to me. Gibson clearly wants the audience to be uncomfortable, because the torture scenes are unrelenting. This kind of exposition, of course, is not for everyone.

If you are familiar with the writings of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, nothing in the film's script will surprise you. There are Jewish villains and Jewish heroes. Most of the Romans are awful. The story line does not depart from traditional Christian teaching. Yet the movie and Gibson himself continue to be viciously attacked. Why?

Even Abraham Foxman, the militant leader of the Anti-Defamation League, now admits the film is not anti-Semitic. Yet Foxman continues to object to it on the basis of what it might do. And that's the crux of this matter. Some Jews believe persecution is just a shout away, to quote Mick Jagger. This perspective must be respected. For thousands of years Jews have been treated with brutality and disrespect, often by the followers of Jesus.

So fair-minded people can understand the emotion that some Jews feel when they hear that a Jewish character, Judas, betrays Jesus and another Jewish character, Caiphas, who agitates for his death in the movie. The apprehension is real and understandable, but it is wrong to use it as an excuse to vilify a man who wants to tell a scriptural story that he believes illustrates his faith.

As the Muslim killers on 9/11 and the pedophile Catholic priests prove, there are bad people in all religions. Rational individuals understand that although evil has many faces, it does not reside in any particular race. Even at the height of Third Reich atrocities, there were good Germans.

People who hate Jews don't need a movie to fuel their neurosis. Haters will find a way. And ironically, Mel Gibson's movie is about love. Christians believe Jesus loved mankind so much that he was willingly gave up his life to give human beings redemption from their failings. Also, please remember that Jesus, above all, was a Jew.

The brutal attacks on Gibson may themselves create bad will. Most Americans who see this movie, I believe, will respect Gibson for making it. They may well see the defamation that has been heaped on him as grossly unfair.

In the interest of full disclosure, I have done some business with Mel Gibson. His company optioned my novel "Those Who Trespass" for the movies. This was long before "The Passion" was in production.

So I know the guy a bit and I know his passion is to persuade people that Jesus was a man to be admired and imitated. It is Gibson's prerogative to use the Gospels to make that point. It is also the prerogative of his critics to frown on the project.

But trying to destroy the man's reputation is something else. It reminds me of Roman justice: guilt or innocence really didn't matter as long as the harsh punishment set a frightening example. Ad hominem, indeed.

More Controversy Surrounding Mel Gibson's New Film
Monday, January 26, 2004
This is a partial transcript from The O'Reilly Factor, January 23, 2004 that has been edited for clarity.

BILL O'REILLY, HOST: In the "Personal Story" segment tonight, actor Mel Gibson continues to be viciously attacked for his upcoming film "The Passion" about the death of Jesus. Columnist Frank Rich in "The New York Times," and writer Tim Rutten of "The Los Angeles Times," both of accused Gibson of pretty much every heinous act ever committed.

Last Sunday, Rich said Gibson was using the pope to make money. On Wednesday, Retten said, "A good Hollywood publicity campaign does not stumble over technicalities -- like the truth. Still, it takes a particular sort of chutzpah to put a phony quote in the mouth of Pope John Paul II."

Retten goes on to say Gibson and his staff have created a quote from Pope John Paul, which described the movie. The quote was "it is as it was." However, today in that same newspaper, "The Los Angeles Times," a different story. It was written Lorenzo Minos and Larry Stammer.

And it says, "Last month, the ailing pontiff was quoted as having said after a private screening of the film 'it is as it was.' Asked Dec. 19 whether the quote was reliable, Vatican press secretary Joaquin Navarro-Valls told the Times 'I think you can consider that quote as accurate'."

Also today, Catholicnews.com says, "In summary the position would now appear to be that the Pope did see the film and he did say the comment that was attributed to him..."

We called "L.A. Times" columnist Tim Rutten to explain his attack, in light of the fact that his own newspaper had information that Gibson had told the truth. Rutten did not return our calls.

Joining us now from Dallas is Rod Dreher, editorial writer for "The Dallas Morning News." He's been following this story.

This is, I think, very outrageous, although I would like Retten to put forth his point of view. It seems that his own newspaper had information the pope did say that "The Passion" is as it was. OK? That Rutten had to know that if he did any kind of research or he read his own newspaper. Yet Rutten comes this week and calls Gibson a liar, putting false words in the pontiff's mouth. How do you react?

ROD DREHER, DALLAS MORNING NEWS: Well, it is outrageous, Bill. And it shows you the viciousness with which the enemies of Mel Gibson and this film are reacting to the film and taking this Vatican statement that the pope never said any such thing and using it to hang Mel out to dry. And I'm afraid that the Vatican itself, through its own duplicity and through its own, I'll say it, lying have -- they've thrown Mel Gibson to the wolves.

O'REILLY: Well, I see it a little bit differently than you do. I don't think that the Vatican itself lied. I think Navarro-Valls, the official press secretary, told the truth last December when he said the pope saw the movie and this comment is accurate.

What the Vatican doesn't want to do is get in the middle of the controversy. So it's backing away. It's not defending Gibson. OK? It doesn't want to be -- they don't want the pope's picture endorsing this obviously controversial film. I don't know whether they lied. Maybe an individual did, but I wouldn't put that on the Vatican.

DREHER: No, no, Bill, I would, and I'll tell you why. Navarro-Valls did, we know this now from "The L.A. Times," from ["Wall Street Journal" columnist] Peggy Noonan and from other sources that Navarro-Valls has confirmed back in December that the pope said this.

O'REILLY: Right.

DREHER: Somebody higher up decided that it wasn't convenient for the pope to have said this. And so, Navarro-Valls has backed off this story and held Mel Gibson up in effect to ridicule. And his reputation is at stake here, as you see from the Frank Rich attack and "The L.A. Times," attack. I think Navarro-Valls told the truth the first time, but now he's backed away from it.

O'REILLY: Well, when you say he's backed away, I haven't seen any statements by the Vatican press secretary denying the pope said it. He's just not sticking up for Gibson. And Gibson's under attack.

DREHER: Well, he denied to me in an e-mail to me earlier this week. I wrote about this in "The Dallas Morning News."

O'REILLY: Did he really?

DREHER: I wrote to him, sent him an e-mail I had gotten leaked to someone close to the film, giving -- verifying the quote and giving Mel Gibson's team permission and encouraging them to use it in the promotion of the movie. I sent that e-mail to Navarro-Valls and said did you say this? Is this e-mail accurate? He denied its authenticity. And I think that's simply not true.

O'REILLY: OK, but there's a little bit of a difference. And I want to make sure that the audience understands this. You were saying -- you were asking the man if the Vatican gave the Gibson people permission to use the statement, correct?

DREHER: That's true. The e-mail I sent him was verified, the original Peggy Noonan report that the pope said it is as it was, and that he gave permission for them -- encouraged them to use it in the promotion of the film.

O'REILLY: OK, so -- but he didn't deny it is as it was, did he?

DREHER: I think he did. I sent him...

O'REILLY: I don't see that. I have the e-mail correspondence here. I don't see that.

DREHER: Well, he says the e-mail was fake. I mean, he didn't come out and say the e-mail is fake, but the pope did say this.

O'REILLY: All right, so it's a mess.

DREHER: I think he was told -- it's a mess, yes. And the Vatican looks terrible.

O'REILLY: They do this all the time, because they don't know how to handle. They didn't do -- they didn't respond to the child molestation thing correctly in America. They're afraid.

And I think this is where it stems from. They're afraid to get in the controversy over a movie. They don't -- they think that denigrates the pope. He shouldn't be involved in a movie and all of that.

But at this point, the Catholic press, the national "Catholic Reporter" and the Catholic Web site says flat-out their research confirms the pope said this and that the Gibson people didn't do anything wrong.

DREHER: Well, you know, Bill, some people are saying this is a tempest in a teapot. Why are people so concerned about a movie? I tell you what, it's not a tempest in a teapot to Mel Gibson and his people, who's reputations are on the line.

O'REILLY: You bet.

DREHER: It's not a tempest in a teapot to Peggy Noonan and other journalists whose only mistake was to believe the Vatican press spokesman.

O'REILLY: OK. Now do you believe -- last question.

DREHER: This is serious.

O'REILLY: 30 seconds left, that "The L.A. Times" and "New York Times" consciously want to go after Gibson and destroy the credibility of this film?

DREHER: Well, I think so. You look at the Tim Retten piece in "The L.A. Times," you talked about, basic journalism would have required him to go back and look at what has been reported. I mean, it's a mysterious thing here how this quote got out. I think that they want to get him.

O'REILLY: All right. We'll stay on the story, Rod. Thanks as always.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

8th ish
V-Literary

Book Review: SIGLO: Freedom
By Chuck D. Smith

THE LOCAL graphic fiction industry has taken a bold step with SIGLO: Freedom (Kestrel Studios, Comic Ventures, 2003), a collection of short graphic stories exploring the country's notion of freedom. Edited by five-time Palanca award winner Dean Francis Alfar and Comic Ventures founder Vin Simbulan, SIGLO shows the potential of a neglected tradition and how it evolved into a serious venture. With 10 of the country's best graphic artists and writers at its disposal, this collection proves that Filipino comic books are no longer the Funny and Wakasan Comics they used to be, but something the creators can claim as literature.

Revolution

With the superior quality of the current graphic fiction releases, readers and critics can no longer classify them as "escapist fiction." In fact, with the seriousness of their themes, recent graphic titles, like National Book Awards winners Trip to Tagaytay and Mythology Class, are now classified as "literary."

"It's so literary, it would easily be considered pretentious if it didn't work. But work, it does," said poet-critic Ruel de Vera in his review of SIGLO in the Philippine Daily Inquirer. However, the creators would rather not label their work. "If a reader or a critic categorizes an attempt like this as 'literary', then that is their privileged reading of SIGLO-a valid opinion, but only one among many other possible readings," Alfar said.

Elbert Or, creator of graphic fiction title Two Color Truth Theatre, would rather leave literary critique to the readers. "The question of literary merit is something we leave to critics and readers. Our concern is and always has been to be able to tell stories as best as we can, stories with a certain relevance, and maybe gravity, stories that are hopefully different from everything else out there."

Still, it cannot be denied that SIGLO hits the mark by pushing the limits of local graphic fiction tradition by delving on a theme not commonly tackled in the genre. Represented in each of the 10 stories are experiences and battles for freedom, with each selection remaining loyal to the creator's style and vision.

There are no flying superheroes wearing their underwear over their trousers in this collection, no fighting robots and laser cannons, no futuristic and unrealistic backdrops. There is only freedom in its real, rough-edged form.

Liberation

The stories in SIGLO are set against the colorful backdrop of our country. The traditions, legends, situations, and some of the characters are borrowed from the rich library of Philippine history that even the dates and locations of the stories have historical basis. "There is a significance to the dates and settings. We aimed to create stories that were situated in a particular milieu, which entailed a degree of historical consistency, but our works are fictional," Alfar stressed.

The mood of the selection varies from story to story. In Panay, 1925 (written by Kestrel Studios editor in chief Nikki Alfar and illustrated by Angel Ace creator Marco Dimaano), the creators translate the story of Hacinta Entrencherado, the wife of Panay's Florencio Entrencherado who declared himself "Emperor of the Philippines" and led an abortive revolutionary movement. Here, she struggles to survive in a society where women are required by the norms to remain as plain housewives.

Pasig, 1998, another piece by Dimaano, describes the generation's version of escapism: shopping malls and video games. Dimaano remained faithful to his Manga-influenced style, making the already light pieces more engaging.

Another light story is Honoel Ibardoloza's Negros Occidental, 1978. Here, the Palanca award winner for Short Story for Children describes the friendship of a poor boy and a privileged boy during the turbulent times of Martial Law.

SIGLO also dwelled on the issues more popular to the general audience. International illustrator Gerry Alanguilan (San Dig, 1944) tells a violent tale of a Japanese captain and a traitor who both met a tragic demise. Meanwhile, independent comic book maker Jason Banico (Cebu, 1935) presented the vaudeville and guerilla radio as conflicting mediums of entertainment.

Two-time National Book Awards winner Arnold Arre (Baguio, 1966) describes the state of an emerging art-komiks-and uses it as backdrop for his tale. The art in his story, a departure from his usual style in his earlier works, is reminiscent of the earlier komiks, making the readers feel as if they are transported back into the 60's

Perhaps the last story, Likha Making Contest winner Andrew Drilon's Manila, 2004, is the fitting resolution to the collection; presenting a man's imprisonment with today's several distractions and society's numerous complications.

SIGLO: Freedom is a bold attempt to discuss a serious matter using a medium known as "light" and "escapist." With an interesting concept and surprising depth, SIGLO is the bright promise to local graphic fiction supporters that the industry is still to blossom.

Disney to Acquire Muppets from Jim Henson Co.

NEW YORK -- Walt Disney Co. (NYSE:DIS - News) reached a deal with Jim Henson Co. to acquire "Muppets" and "Bear in the Big Blue House" properties.

Terms of the deal, announced late Tuesday, weren't disclosed. The agreement includes all Muppets assets, including the Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo and Animal characters, the Muppets film and television library, as well as all the "Bear in the Big Blue House" assets.

The transaction doesn't include the "Sesame Street" characters, such as Big Bird and Elmo, which are separately owned by Sesame Workshop.

Brian Henson, who with his sister Lisa is co-chairperson and co-chief executive of Jim Henson Co., said, "This new and very important relationship will enable our two companies to combine our respective talents and resources in ways that will fully realize the tremendous potential of the Muppet and Bear franchises. (Disney Chairman and Chief Executive) Michael Eisner's long-standing passion and respect for the Muppets gives me and my family even more confidence in Disney as a partner."

Lisa Henson said, "In the months before his death in 1990, my father Jim Henson pursued extensive discussions with the Walt Disney Co. based on his strong belief that Disney would be a perfect home for the Muppets. As such, the deal we announced today is the realization of my father's dream ... My brothers and sisters -- Brian, Cheryl, John, Heather -- and I are so proud to have the Muppets living under the same roof as Walt Disney's own timeless characters. We could not possibly be more pleased."

Disney said in a statement that it also expects to expand and enhance the global licensing and home-video initiatives based on this new production for the Classic Muppets, the infant/preschool property Muppet Babies, and Bear in the Big Blue House.

"We are honored that the Henson family has agreed to pass on to us the stewardship of these cherished assets. We are also pleased that this transaction puts us in a position to work with the Henson company on future projects," said Mr. Eisner.

Jim Henson Co., which was purchased by the Henson family in July 2003 from the German media company EM.TV, will retain all other assets of the company including Jim Henson's Creature Shop and ownership and rights to all other characters and entertainment properties in Jim Henson Co.'s extensive film and television library.

Death from a Broken Heart
Can you really die of grief? Health experts say the phenomenon does happen, but the bereaved do have some control over what happens to their life.

By Dulce Zamora

When the trees start to blooming
The mem'ries start to flooding
And my heart takes a trip to yesterday
When we walked 'neath the moon
And our love was in bloom
Now we're two lovers drifted apart
The story of a broken heart ...


The pain of love lost is obviously the focus of this Johnny Cash song, "Story of a Broken Heart." Perhaps just as apparent -- at least to some fans -- is the country music star's deep love for his wife, June Carter Cash, and his devastation at losing her in May to heart surgery complications.

The legendary recording artist died of a broken heart, fans say of his Sept. 12 death, even though official reports indicate complications of diabetes.

"Can you die of a broken heart?" ponders one fan in an online message board. "You always hear stories ... about a husband and wife who were together for many, many, many years, and then one of them dies."

Stories do, indeed, abound of spousal grief turning deadly. Health experts say the phenomenon does happen, but the bereaved do have some control over what happens to their life.

The Mind-Body Reaction to Grief
Many people feel shock and numbness in the first few days after a beloved passes away. They may also experience shortness of breath, tightness in the throat, difficulty concentrating, hallucinations, and lack of or too much sleep and eating.

"A lot of it comes from stress and the anxiety that happens to people after the death of a loved one. It all sort of wreaks havoc on our natural defense systems," says Kathy Wood, a spokeswoman for AARP's "End of Life" program.

After the initial shockwave of hurt, Wood adds it is not uncommon for grievers to lack energy and have headaches or tension. These physical symptoms often share center stage with the magnified emotions of sadness, confusion, fear, guilt, anger, and sense of emptiness.

Besides experiencing the strain of stress, of emotional overload, and of not taking care of oneself properly, it is also possible for grievers to be at higher risk for health problems.

Various studies have shown that surviving spouses may have increased odds of suffering heart disease, cancer, depression, alcoholism, and suicide, says Dan Leviton, PhD, first president of the Association for Death Education and Counseling. He notes, though, that not everyone has higher risk for disease because they may cope well with loss.

The mind-body connection in mourning has reportedly been well-documented in scientific research, but the link isn't as clear-cut as it seems.

"It is a fact that grief can lead to death. It is also true that a loss, or grief, or depression can lead to changes in the immune function," explains says Robert Ader, PhD, a distinguished university professor at the University of Rochester School of Medicine and Dentistry's department of psychiatry. "Those two facts, however, do not lead to the conclusion that the reason there is an increased mortality is because there was a change in immune function."

It's difficult to find a simple cause-and-effect relationship between grief, changes in the immune function, and death because no tools exist that directly measure the health of the immune system, says Ader. There are different aspects of immunity that can be tested, but they may not all necessarily be connected.

What scientists do know is that stress can suppress the immune system, and the lack of basic things like sleeping and eating could not be too good for a person's general health.

When a Spouse Dies
The sting of loss can be even more acute for those who lose a husband or wife, which can have harmful health effects.

"When your spouse dies, you lose your present tense," says Tom Golden, LCSW, author of Swallowed by a Snake: The Gift of the Masculine Side of Healing.

The severe shock and sorrow can be enough for someone to want to follow their companion into death, to make them disillusioned with the medical profession so as not to seek care when needed, to manifest the same symptoms as experienced by the deceased, or perhaps be prone to accidents since they lose focus of the everyday world.

These scenarios are, of course, just examples of the cost of death to some surviving spouses. Not everyone experiences them because they may have the resources necessary to channel their anguish, or they may adjust well to major change.

There are grievers who actually find relief in a companion's death, especially after a prolonged period of sickness. In that case, death may be a respite not only for the patient, but also for the caregiver, which, in many cases, was the surviving spouse.

Yet the caregiver role that many spouses undertake may also contribute to health problems because under the position, many people neglect themselves and experience a tremendous amount of stress.

Another added source of stress could be the anticipation of major changes that survivors have to make in their daily lives. Without their partner around, the day to day will never be the same again.

This is when the widow or widower has to find a new meaning of "normal," say grief counselors, who note how difficult the task is given that many people do not always know how to fully and appropriately express their grief, and they feel pressured by family and friends who think they should recover at a much faster pace.

With good intentions, loved ones may also try to comfort mourners with phrases like "Time will heal all wounds," or "He is now in a better place." Such words offer little comfort, says Russell Friedman, executive director of the Grief Recovery Institute based in Sherman Oaks, Calif.

"Maybe the dead person is in a better place, but the living person isn't," says Friedman.

Nonetheless, it is typical for the nearest and dearest to want to see the griever feel better, especially if they see him or her neglecting their health and everyday life.

Dealing With Grief
Merrill and Ethel Puerner died within 10 hours of each other on Valentine's day in 1997. He died in his sleep after suffering from emphysema, glaucoma, prostate cancer, and a hernia. Shortly after, Ethel succumbed to stomach cancer. They were both 94 years old.

The Janesville, Wis., couple had been married for 72 years and had clearly shown their affection for each other until the day they physically could not.

"They would always sit on the davenport and talk," recalls their daughter, Barbara Warner. "I never saw two people more in love in my life."

Warner says she believes that her father knew that his wife was in a terminal state with her cancer and wanted to join her in death.

"Mother had a life of illness, and one time after she came home from the hospital, he said, 'I don't ever want you to ever leave me again,'" says Warner.

As touching as the story may sound, it does not necessarily have an ending that would thrill the family and friends of a grieving spouse. Plus, no matter how acute the pain of loss, the griever may want to continue to live a healthy life.

For mourners who do need some help in dealing with their loss, here is some advice from the experts:

1. Accept that there is no timetable for grieving.
The bereaved may wonder why they're still hurting months or years after the passing of a partner, especially since people around them may say things like "It's time to move on" or "Get over it."

The mourning process is a complicated matter, say grief counselors. The ache does not heal in linear fashion like a flesh wound -- in fact, Golden compares the loss more to an amputation.

Everyone has different ways of dealing with the pain, say grief counselors, and the best way to deal with the pressures of recovery is to either seek people who will listen, and let you grieve on your own schedule, or to let family and friends know what you need from them.

"Tell them you need to talk, a hug, or an open heart, not someone who will try and fix you," says Friedman. At the same time, he says it's important for the griever to talk more about the relationship with the deceased, and less about the hurts associated with the loss so as to not make the session a "litany of pain."

2. Stick to the basics: Eat well, sleep well, hydrate, and exercise.
Though there are no studies indicating that these activities will ease the effects of grief and prevent death, Ader says they probably will help with overall health.

There may be some times when living well, or an activity associated with it could be a way to honor a fallen loved one.

Joy Johnson, founder of the grief resource center, The Centering Corporation, shares the story of a woman whose only child died after a horse kicked him. She says the woman forced herself to get up every morning and walk 5 miles in tribute to her son.

3. Find a way to express your grief
Grief experts say it's vital for the bereaved to be able to channel their pain in some way. Women tend to want to talk, connect with a loved one, or cuddle. Men, on the other hand, tend to want to do something active, like pace, punch a bag, or build something.

The differences in the way men and women cope has to do with the different hormones that are released during grief, but that doesn't mean people mourn only along gender lines, says Johnson. She points out how active the widows of Sept. 11 were in calling for investigations and change.

People have found hundreds of ways to express their grief, says Golden, noting the following high-profile examples:
• Singer Eric Clapton wrote the song "Tears in Heaven" as a tribute to his young son, Conor, who was killed after falling out of a window in a high-rise Manhattan apartment.

• Basketball star Michael Jordan dedicated a season in honor of his fallen father. When the Chicago Bulls won the championship that year, Jordan reportedly fell on the court crying, because he was overwhelmed that the victory happened on Father's Day.

• Officials have filled places like Washington, D.C., with memorials as a tribute to national heroes and fallen soldiers.

A person does not have to be a celebrity or a government official to be able to honor a loved one's memory. The tribute only has to come from the heart, says Golden.

4. For family and friends: 'Shut up and Listen'
The best way for concerned people to comfort and care for a grieving spouse is to just be there for them, says Johnson.

"You don't have to say anything," she says, noting that asking things like 'What can I do?' only puts the burden on the griever to try and figure out something. Instead, Johnson recommends taking initiative and offering to do things that may help the griever, like doing the laundry or cooking.

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Gibson Explains Violence in Film

Mel Gibson said the graphic depiction of Christ's crucifixion in his upcoming film "The Passion of the Christ" was meant to make viewers realize the extent of Christ's sacrifice, and he asserted that the film is not anti-Semitic.

"I think it pushes one over the edge so that they see the enormity, the enormity of that sacrifice," he said during an interview with Diane Sawyer for ABC's "Primetime" that airs Monday.

Gibson, who funded, directed and co-wrote the upcoming movie, said he wanted the movie to be shocking and extreme.

"It's very violent and if you don't like it, don't go, you know?" Gibson said in excerpts of the interview provided by ABC.

"If you want to leave halfway through, go ahead."

The R-rated movie, set for release Feb. 25, details the last 12 hours in the life of Jesus. Gibson maintains it's a faithful biblical narrative, but some worry that its depiction of the role of some Jews in the death of Christ may lead to an increase in anti-Semitism.

Among them is Rabbi Marvin Hier, dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center in Los Angeles, who has seen the film twice.

Gibson told Sawyer the film was not anti-Semitic and was instead about "faith, hope, love and forgiveness."

"To be anti-Semitic is a sin," the actor-director said. "It's been condemned by one Papal Council after another. To be anti-Semitic is to be un-Christian, and I'm not."

The "Primetime" program also includes an interview of Abraham Foxman, national director of the Anti-Defamation League. Foxman told Sawyer he does not believe Gibson or the film are anti-Semitic but added that the movie "has the potential to fuel anti-Semitism, to reinforce it."

Trigger "Genius-level" Creativity
By Dr. Jill Ammon-Wexler

Most neuroscientists now feel they have clear evidence that no one is born a genius. Many psychologists, on the other hand, still insist geniuses must be born with brains that are somehow different than the "average"person. The question is still open to debate!

But -- Florida State University neuro-psychologist Anders Ericsson, who has studied geniuses, superior performers and prodigies for over 20 years, totally agrees with the neuro-scientific evidence.

Ericsson is convinced that geniuses and superior performers do not have ANY unusual inherited mental qualities. He feels excellence in any endeavor (from the arts to business) comes from a willingness to mentally stretch beyond one's conscious limits to gain access to "deeper subconscious mental capabilities."

How Creative Geniuses Think

Here's some interesting insight into the mental processes of a few renowned creative geniuses:

In a recent interview the world famous cellist Yo-Yo Ma revealed: "When I'm playing well, everything falls into alignment -- my physical self, my emotional self -- and I become focused in such a way that I actually have access to both my conscious mind and my unconscious mind."

This same simultaneous conscious/subconscious access was also reported by famed psychotherapist Karl Jung. Jung used the resulting insight to develop a rich and unique understanding of our personal symbology.

In his autobiography, Albert Einstein also spoke of his creative preference for a similar method of consciously accessing the contents of his subconscious mind.

And consider researcher Marion Diamond's report that high level executives claim to make 80% of their decisions based on their subconscious intuition.

The key to genius-level creativity seems to be having conscious access to your subconscious mind.

The Contents of Your Subconscious Mind

So why is the subconscious mind so important? And how can access to its contents increase your chances for genius-level creativity and performance?

Your subconscious mind operates much like a camera. It records virtually everything going on inside and outside of you 24 hours a day, whether asleep or awake. It's done so since birth.

So your subconscious mind holds memories of virtually everything that has ever happened to you.

It would obviously go against our moment-to-moment survival if we held all this in our conscious minds. So our subconscious "files it away" for use on an "as-needed"basis.

Spontaneous Access to the Subconscious

You gain spontaneous access to your rich storehouse of subconscious information through intuition, dreams, creative breakthroughs, meditation, deep relaxation, hypnosis or guided relaxation, "ah ha" experiences, and "higher consciousness" experiences.

All such "breakthroughs" into your subconscious mind share the same brain state – the presence of slower brainwaves.

You always have a trace amount of such slower brainwaves. But they are easily "overridden" by the faster brainwaves present with stress, anxiety, or intense focus on "rational" analysis.

And so -- spontaneous access to your subconscious primarily occurs when you're sleeping, or relaxed enough to settle into a slower brainwave pattern.

Consciously Unlocking the Subconscious

It works a little different if you're trying to actively create a connection with your subconscious mind.

In the case of "conscious" intuition, "ah-ha's" and creative problem solving – something additional is at work in your brain. In this case, you are asking your conscious mind to become aware of the subconscious. When successful, you enter into a truly remarkable, outrageously creative mental state. In effect, the subconscious storehouse is unlocked, and opened to your conscious awareness.

Such an active bridging of the conscious and unconscious minds duplicates the great creative "secret" of the world's greatest writers, artists, poets, inventors, and ultra creative people.

Albert Einstein's Method

In his autobiography, Albert Einstein revealed his particular method of creating a conscious/subconscious bridge. For convenience, we'll call it "thought-streaming."

To "thought-stream," Einstein would drop into a deep state of relaxation (slower brainwaves) and allow his "internal visual imagery" to flow freely. He would then consciously "observe" the images passing in front of his "inner mind's eye."

More than one deep thinker through the ages has been spotted "nodding off" into what appears to be sleep – while in fact they're simply creating such a conscious/subconscious bridge.

On the surface this creative thinking process sounds simple. But performing such a task requires some pretty "fancy" mental gymnastics.

Increase Your IQ by 20 Points

But learning this technique not only stimulates your creativity -- there's yet another huge payoff. Learning to consciously connect with your subconscious mind also builds your "whole brain" thinking capability. And – some studies have found 25 hours of
practice "thought-streaming" can actually increase your IQ by as much as 20 points!

But while using brainwave training in my practice, I found that determination alone does not give automatic access to one's subconscious mind.

I discovered that many highly intelligent people seem to have a "gap" between their conscious mind (fast brainwaves) and unconscious mind (slower brainwaves).

The end result? Reduced creativity, possible mental rigidity, an inability to recall dreams -- and often unusual difficulty relaxing mentally. In short – these folks have a reduced probability of achieving their true potential!

Plus they face unusual difficulties breaking free from the ravages of chronic stress, once it sets in. And chronic stress is now proven to actually kill brain cells.

The answer?

For anyone seeking to achieve more in life – access to their powerful and rich subconscious mind is essential! Conscious access to the subconscious increases creativity, intuitive wisdom, and valuable "whole brain" thinking.

Monday, February 16, 2004

Full-frontal nudity: Taboo for men

NEW YORK - A smitten young man in Bernardo Bertolucci's "The Dreamers" steals a photo of his inamorata and puts it next to his private parts, then is understandably embarrassed when she forcibly peels off his tighty-whiteys and discovers it.

Rather than being appalled, she appears quite complimented by this different kind of Kodak moment — a close-up that leaves nothing to the imagination as the picture gently catapults toward her.

Such scenes got an NC-17 rating slapped on the new film by the director whose oeuvre includes the 1972 X-rated "Last Tango in Paris."

But in the three decades since then, scenes with full-frontal male nudity usually can be timed with a stopwatch while those with nude women can be measured with a sundial.

Even in "The Full Monty," filmgoers didn't get the full monty — not even for a split second.

Pop-culture observers maintain that's because a de facto sexism still exists in Hollywood, where women can parade around in the altogether but men can't.

The instances of actors in mainstream American movies swinging in the breeze are so rare that movie buffs can catalog them off the top of their heads. Harvey Keitel has let it all hang out at least twice ("The Piano" and "Bad Lieutenant") and Ewan McGregor at least four times, including the upcoming "Young Adam." Bruce Willis in 1994's "Color of Night," Kevin Bacon in 1998’s "Wild Things" and Geoffrey Rush in 2000's "Quills" are among the few others.

Why the double standard?

Sarah Riddick, an English professor who heads the film program at William Woods University in Fulton, Mo., attributes it simply to the industry’s gender makeup: "It is still a male-dominated business, and men are more likely to show female nudity."

Only actresses with great clout such as Julia Roberts can insist on a no-nudity clause.

Elayne Rapping, a professor of women's studies and media studies at the State University of New York, Buffalo, said it's such as it ever was: You can look back to classic paintings of the 17th and 18th centuries and see fully clothed men with nude women.

"That's been a constant of Western culture for centuries in representational art — that women have been presented as objects for what in film theory is called 'the male gaze.' The assumed viewer is male, and the woman is to be looked at for male pleasure," she said.

She said another reason there are few full-frontal male nude scenes is that it raises an issue of vulnerability for men.

"For a man to reveal his private parts is to be reduced to the position that women have always been reduced to — which is to be examined, to be judged. And I think that's a scary thing," she said, adding: "When a man is flaccid, it's not a very virile thing."

One theory holds that while women have several areas to satisfy scopophilia — the term sometimes used in feminist film criticism that literally means the "love of looking" — men really have just one, where size matters. So a woman might have a beautiful face or legs that offset, say, her breast size, but if a man has a certain shortcoming, a handsome mug or six-pack abs fail to make up for it.

Yoko Ono once joked: "I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself."

The male gaze
For a male view, there's Jim McBride, aka Mr. Skin, who runs a Web site that's a compendium of movie nudity. He was quoted recently as saying he prefers his silver-screen sex "without a guy in the scene."

Rapping suggested that men also may be afraid of the "male gaze" for homophobic reasons.

"The fear of male homosexuality is the fear of the loss of male dominance in our society — if everybody gets equally sexualized and equally open to having sex with everybody else then the whole system of male dominance gets called into question."

Fox Searchlight's release of "The Dreamers" — uncut and with an NC-17 rating — has refocused attention on the issue of sexuality in movies.

When the distributor decided to go ahead with the unbowdlerized version, Bertolucci alluded to the expression "Make love, not war" from the late '60s (when his film is set) by saying: "After all, an orgasm is better than a bomb."

"Americans are much more comfortable with extreme violence in their movies than any sexuality," observed Stephen Gilula, Fox Searchlight's president of distribution.

The rating no one seems to want
Gilula, who attributes Bertolucci's comfort depicting sex to his European upbringing, said his company decided to release the film with an adult rating because while NC-17 has become "sort of a scarlet letter ... We felt it wouldn’t be the liability everybody perceived it was."

Unrated films with comparable — and even more explicit — content are playing in U.S. theaters anyway, he said, and Fox Searchlight research has dispelled the long-held notion that newspapers won't carry ads for NC-17 movies and movie chains won't show them.

In the past 15 years or so, many porn theaters across the nation have closed because home video — not to mention the Internet — took their market away, he noted.

"There is no longer any real issue about pornographic material in movie theaters," Gilula said. "It's really an issue (of): Can filmmakers make adult subject matter and utilize the NC-17 rating without having to go unrated?"

Bertolucci's movie may help destigmatize the rating, he averred. "I think it opens the door for the possibility for distributors to consider using the rating without assuming it's a liability."

Time was, even an X rating wasn't a drawback: John Schlesinger's "Midnight Cowboy" won the 1969 best-picture Oscar despite it.

"How is it in 2004 we are more puritanical than 30 years ago?" Bertolucci said.

Living in the post-Janet world
And even before the exposure of Janet Jackson's right breast at the Super Bowl halftime show, Bertolucci talked about how kids at home in their rooms see what he deems an incredible amount of sex and violence. So he wonders why movies are so persecuted?

"The power of television is much, much greater than the power of cinema," he said.

After Philip Kaufman directed "Quills," his wife made a joke while they waited for the Motion Picture Association of America rating (which turned out to be R). "She said they should just put on, 'Not for children of all ages.' ... The movie was made for adults," Kaufman recalled.

Still, the director of the first film to get an NC-17 rating — 1990's "Henry & June" — questions whether, if you take away topless shots, women are exposed more often than men.

Even at that, he pointed out that his upcoming movie, "Twisted," shows more male nudity in the sex scenes involving Ashley Judd (none of it full-frontal).

He also raised the question that many ask: Do women really want to see more male nudity?

"Maybe, in fact, just because of the nature of our society and so forth, more male nudity is about to come," Kaufman said.

When NC-17 supplanted X — mostly because it had been proudly commandeered by the porn industry — it retained a smutty stigma.

But maybe that will change, Kaufman said; NC-17 will yet be matter-of-factly applied to films of "higher motive."

Gilula of Fox Searchlight certainly hopes so. And he thinks "The Dreamers" might be the watershed.

"It's a film of very serious intent. It has sex in it. But it's also about music, it's about politics, it's about relationships. It's about a lot of things. And it's about movies," he said. "Anyone who’s going for any salacious intent I think will probably be disappointed."

Friday, February 13, 2004

Karaoke's Cinematic Offspring, Movieoke, Hits NYC
By Pedro Nicolaci da Costa

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Frustrated actors have a new outlet for their creative urges that until now was only available to their singing cousins -- Movieoke, Karaoke's cinematic sibling.

The brainchild of film-fanatic Anastasia Fite, Movieoke is just what it sounds like: a chance for those brave enough to take over from Robert De Niro in his "You talkin' to me?" monologue in "Taxi Driver," or to strut their stuff alongside Ben Stiller in "Zoolander."

The weekly affair takes place in the Den of Cin, a basement space below an East Village pizza parlor and video store that offers a huge selection of films to act along with.

Guests select a specific scene from a movie that is then projected onto a big screen, while a monitor in front of them shows the scene along with subtitled dialogue.

The result is either a skillful rendering of the original lines or, more often than not, some sort of goof up that draws laughter from the audience.

So far, the Movieoke night has mostly drawn mid-20s movie buffs eager to relive scenes from their childhood favorites such as '80s classics "Breakfast Club" and "Heathers."

But you don't have to be a connoisseur, or in your 20s, to love Movieoke, though having a few beers upon arrival might help loosen things up.

"As long as you're not afraid to make a fool of yourself, it becomes a really communal experience," said Fite, who invented Movieoke last October and gives patrons their first beer free.

Not surprisingly given her passion for films, the Movieoke queen hails from Los Angeles. An energetic participant herself, Fite says she got the idea after making a short film about a girl who talked only in movie dialogue.

Matt Dujnic, a regular who played several roles throughout the evening, was clearly enthralled by the whole thing.

"It appeals to the aspiring never-to-be an actor in me," said Dujnic.

A small, but enthusiastic crowd attended Wednesday's session. First-timer Jon Ratner seemed completely at ease as he played pretty much every character in a scene from Eddie Murphy's "Coming to America."

"I've seen that movie more than I've seen myself in the mirror," he joked.

Thursday, February 12, 2004

Bit by predator, Australian snorkeler has to drive to get it removed

CANBERRA, Australia - A snorkeler attacked by a shark off Australia's east coast swam to shore with the predator still gripping his leg and then drove to a lifesavers' club to have it removed.

Australian Luke Tresoglavic, 22, was snorkeling on a reef off Caves Beach, about 75 miles north of Sydney, when a wobbegong shark about 2 feet long bit him just below the kneecap and held on.

"The shark just wouldn't budge so he held onto it as it was thrashing around and swam to shore," Tresoglavic's mother, Caroline, told Reuters on Wednesday.

"It still wouldn't let got so he got into his car and drove up to the lifesavers' clubhouse nearby for help. Luckily he didn't panic or he could have ended up in trouble in the water."

Lifesavers removed the shark by hosing it with fresh water, but its minute, razor-like teeth left about 70 puncture marks. Tresoglavic then drove to hospital, but turned out not to need stitches, just a course of antibiotics.

The Tresoglavics buried the dead shark in their garden. Wobbegong sharks, are also known as carpet sharks because of their color, can grow up to 10 feet long and are unique to Australian waters, the national parks authority says.

Two species -- the banded and the spotted -- live in the waters around the state of New South Wales, and are known to scientists as Orectolobus ornatus and Orectolobus maculatus respectively. It was not known which type attacked Tresoglavic.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS

You hear it all the time: "He was such a NICE Guy, and she's such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him."

I get letters from self-professed Nice Guys, complaining that women must WANT to be treated like shit, because THEY, the "Nice Guy" have failed repeatedly in relationships. This is akin to the false logic that "Whales are mammals. Whales live in the sea. Therefore, all mammals live in the sea."

If you have one bad relationship after another, the only common denominator is YOU. Think about it.

What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys (tm) are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You never know if a Nice Guy really likes you for who you are, or if he has glommed onto you out of desperation because you actually paid some kind of attention to him.

Nice Guys exude insecurity -- a big red target for the predators of the world. There are women out there who are "users" -- just looking for a sucker to take advantage of. Users home-in on "Nice Guys", stroke their egos, take them for a ride, add a notch to their belts, and move on. It's no wonder so many Nice Guys complain about women being horrible, when the so often the kind of woman that gets attracted to them is the lowest form of life...

Self-confident, caring, decent-hearted women find "Nice Guys" to be too clingy, self-abasing, and insecure.

Nice Guys go overboard. They bring roses to a "lets get together for coffee" date. They try to buy her affections with presents and fancy things. They think they know about romance, but their timing is all wrong, and they either come-on too strong, too hard and too fast, OR, they are so shy and unassertive, that they hang around
pretending to be "friends", in the hope that somehow, someway, they will get the courage up to ask her out for a "date".

They are so desperate to please that they put aside their own needs, and place the object of their desire on a pedestal. Instead of appreciating her, they worship her. We are only human, and pedestals are narrow, confining places to be -- not to mention the fact that we tend to fall off of them.

They cling to her, and want to be "one" with her for fear that if she is out of sight, she may disappear or become attracted to someone else. A Nice Guy often has trouble with emotional intimacy, because he believes that if she learns about the REAL person inside, she will no longer love him.

Nice Guys are always asking HER to make the decisions. They think it's being equitable, but it puts an unfair burden of responsibility on her, and gives him the opportunity to blame her if the decision was an unwise one.

Nice Guys rarely speak up when something bothers them, and rarely state clearly what it is they want, need and expect. They fear that any kind of conflict might spell the end of the relationship. Instead of compromising and negotiating, they repeatedly "give in". When she doesn't appreciate their sacrifice, they will complain that, "Everything I did, I did for her.", as if this somehow elevates them to the status of martyrs. A woman doesn't want a martyr. She wants an equal, caring, adult partner.

Nice Guys think that they will never meet anyone as special as she is. They use their adoration as a foundation for claiming that "no one will ever love her as much as I do." Instead of being a profound statement of their devotion, this is a subtle, but nasty insult. It is akin to saying to her: "You are a difficult person, and only *I* can ever truly love you, so be thankful I'm here."

The nice guy -needs- to believe that he is the best person for the object of his desires, because otherwise his insecurities will overrun him with jealousies and fear. The truth of the matter is that there are many people out there who can be a good match for her. We rarely stop loving people we truly care about. Even if we no longer continue the relationship, the feelings will continue... But love isn't mutually exclusive. We can (and do) love many people in our lives, and romantic love is really no different. Though he may love her immensely, there will likely be other people who have loved her just as much in her past, and will love her just as much in the future. The irony of it all is: "Who would want to go out with someone who was inherently unlovable anyways?"

More than loving the woman in his life, a Nice Guy NEEDS her. "She is my Life, my only source of happiness..." YECH! What kind of a burden is that to place on her? That SHE has to be responsible for YOUR happiness? Get a grip!

Another mistake Nice Guys make is to go after "hard luck" cases. They deliberately pick women with neuroses, problems, and personality disorders, because Nice Guys are "helpers". A Nice Guy thinks that by "helping" this woman, it will make him a better, more lovable person. He thinks it will give him a sense of accomplishment, and that she will appreciate and love him more, for all his efforts and sacrifice. He is usually disappointed by the results.

This ultimately boils down to the fact that Nice Guys don't like themselves. Is it any wonder women don't like them? In order to truly love someone else, you must first love yourself. Too often Nice Guys mistake obsession for "love".

Get this Guys: INSECURITY ISN'T SEXY. IT'S A TURNOFF.

You don't have to be an ego-inflated, arrogant jerk. You just have to LIKE yourself. You have to know what you want out of life, and go after it. Only then will you be attractive to the kind of woman with whom a long-term relationship is possible.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Who Killed Jesus?
Mel Gibson's powerful but troubling new movie, 'The Passion of the Christ,' is reviving one of the most explosive questions ever. What history tells us about Jesus' last hours, the world in which he lived, anti-Semitism, Scripture and the nature of faith itself



'The Holy Ghost was working through me on this film,' Gibson has said of his work on 'The Passion.' 'I was just directing traffic'

By Jon Meacham

Feb. 16 issue - It is night, in a quiet, nearly deserted garden in Jerusalem. A figure is praying; his friends sleep a short distance away. We are in the last hours of the life of Jesus of Nazareth, in the spring of roughly the year 30, at the time of the Jewish feast of Passover. The country—first-century Judea, the early 21st's Israel—is part of the Roman Empire. The prefect, Pontius Pilate, is Caesar's ranking representative in the province, a place riven with fierce religious disputes. Jesus comes from Galilee, a kind of backwater; as a Jewish healer and teacher, he has attracted great notice in the years, months and days leading up to this hour.

His popularity seemed to be surging among at least some of the thousands of pilgrims gathered in the city for Passover. Crowds cheered him, proclaiming him the Messiah, which to first-century Jewish ears meant he was the "king of the Jews" who heralded the coming of the Kingdom of God, a time in which the yoke of Roman rule would be thrown off, ushering in an age of light for Israel. Hungry for liberation and de-liverance, some of those in the teeming city were apparently flocking to Jesus, threatening to upset the delicate balance of power in Jerusalem.

The priests responsible for the Temple had an understanding with the Romans: the Jewish establishment would do what it could to keep the peace, or else Pilate would strike. And so the high priest, Caiaphas, dispatches a party to arrest Jesus. Guided by Judas, they find him in Gethsemane. In the language of the Revised Standard Version of the Bible, there is this exchange: "Whom do you seek?" Jesus asks. "Jesus of Nazareth." The answer comes quickly. "I am he."

Thus begins the final chapter of the most influential story in Western history. For Christians, the Passion—from the Latin passus, the word means "having suffered" or "having undergone"—is the very heart of their faith. Down the ages, however, when read without critical perspective and a proper sense of history, the Christian narratives have sometimes been contorted to lay the responsibility for Jesus' execution at the feet of the Jewish people, a contortion that has long fueled the fires of anti-Semitism.

Into this perennially explosive debate comes a controversial new movie directed by Mel Gibson, "The Passion of the Christ," a powerful and troubling work about Jesus' last hours. "The Holy Ghost was working through me on this film," Gibson has said. The movie, which is to be released on Feb. 25, Ash Wednesday, is already provoking a pitched battle between those who think the film unfairly blames the Jewish people for Jesus' death and those who are instead focused on Gibson's emotional depiction of Jesus' torment. "It is as it was," the aged Pope John Paul II is said to have remarked after seeing the film, and Billy Graham was so moved by a screening that he wept. One can see why these supremely gifted pastors were impressed, for Gibson obviously reveres the Christ of faith, and much of his movie is a literal-minded rendering of the most dramatic passages scattered through the four Gospels.

But the Bible can be a problematic source. Though countless believers take it as the immutable word of God, Scripture is not always a faithful record of historical events; the Bible is the product of human authors who were writing in particular times and places with particular points to make and visions to advance. And the roots of Christian anti-Semitism lie in overly literal readings—which are, in fact, misreadings—of many New Testament texts. When the Gospel authors implicated "the Jews" in Jesus' passion, they did not mean all Jewish people then alive, much less those then unborn. The writers had a very specific group in mind: the Temple elite that believed Jesus might provoke Pilate.

Gibson is an ultraconservative Roman Catholic, a traditionalist who does not acknowledge many of the reforms of the Second Vatican Council (1962-1965). He favors the Latin mass, does not eat meat on Fridays and adheres to an unusually strict interpretation of Scripture and doctrine—a hard-line creed he grew up with and rediscovered about a dozen years ago. "He began meditating on the passion and the death of Jesus," James Caviezel, the actor who plays Jesus in "The Passion," told NEWSWEEK. "In doing so, he said the wounds of Christ healed his wounds. And I think the film expresses that." Gibson set out to stick to the Gospels and has made virtually no nod to critical analysis or context. As an artist, of course, he has the right to make any movie he wants, and many audiences will find the story vivid and familiar.

The film Gibson has made, however, is reviving an ancient and divisive argument: who really killed Jesus? As a matter of history, the Roman Empire did; as a matter of theology, the sins of the world drove Jesus to the cross, and the Catholic Church holds that Christians themselves bear "the gravest responsibility for the torments inflicted upon Jesus." Yet for nearly 2,000 years, some Christians have persecuted the Jewish people on the ground that they were responsible for the death of the first-century prophet who has come to be seen as the Christ. Now, four decades after the Second Vatican Council repudiated the idea that the Jewish people were guilty of "deicide," many Jewish leaders and theologians fear the movie, with its portraits of the Jewish high priest Caiaphas leading an angry mob and of Pilate as a reluctant, sympathetic executioner, may slow or even reverse 40 years of work explaining the common bonds between Judaism and Christianity. Gibson has vehemently defended the film against charges of anti-Semitism, saying he does not believe in blood guilt and citing the church teaching that the transgressions and failings of all mankind led to the Passion—not just the sins of the Jewish people. "So it's not singling them out and saying, 'They did it.' That's not so," Gibson told the Global Catholic Network in January. "We're all culpable. I don't want to lynch any Jews... I love them. I pray for them."

The fight about God, meanwhile, has been good for Mammon: Gibson has made what is likely to be the most watched Passion play in history. Prerelease sales are roaring along. Evangelical congregations are buying out showings, and religious leaders are urging believers to come out in the film's opening days because of the commercial and marketing significance of initial box-office numbers. The surprising alliance between Gibson, as a traditionalist Catholic, and evangelical Protestants seems born out of a common belief that the larger secular world—including the mainstream media—is essentially hostile to Christianity. Finding a global celebrity like the Oscar-winning Gibson in their camp was an unexpected gift. "The Passion of the Christ," Billy Graham has said, is "a lifetime of sermons in one movie."

Shot in italy, financed by Gibson, the $25 million film is tightly focused on Jesus' final 12 hours. In the movie there are some flashbacks giving a hint—but only a hint—of context, with episodes touching on Jesus' childhood, the triumphant entry into Jerusalem, the Sermon on the Mount, the Last Supper. The characters speak Aramaic and Latin, and the movie is subtitled in Eng-lish, which turns it into a kind of artifact, as though the action is unfolding at a slight remove. To tell his story, Gibson has amalgamated the four Gospel accounts and was reportedly inspired by the visions of two nuns: Mary of Agreda (1602-1665) of Spain and Anne Catherine Emmerich (1774-1824) of France; Emmerich experienced the stigmata on her head, hands, feet and chest—wounds imitating Jesus'. The two nuns were creatures of their time, offering mystical testimony that included allusions to the alleged blood guilt of the Jewish people.

The arrest, the scourging and the Crucifixion are depicted in harsh, explicit detail in the R-rated movie. One of Jesus' eyes is swollen shut from his first beating as he is dragged from Gethsemane; the Roman torture, the long path to Golgotha bearing the wooden cross, and the nailing of Jesus' hands and feet to the beams are filmed unsparingly. The effect of the violence is at first shocking, then numbing, and finally reaches a point where many viewers may spend as much time clinically wondering how any man could have survived such beatings as they do sympathizing with his plight. There are tender scenes with Mary, Jesus' mother, and Mary Magdalene. "It is accomplished," Jesus says from the cross. His mother, watching her brutally tortured son die, murmurs, "Amen."

As moving as many moments in the film are, though, two NEWSWEEK screenings of a rough cut of the movie raise important historical issues about how Gibson chose to portray the Jewish people and the Romans. To take the film's account of the Passion literally will give most audiences a misleading picture of what probably happened in those epochal hours so long ago. The Jewish priests and their followers are the villains, demanding the death of Jesus again and again; Pilate is a malleable governor forced into handing down the death sentence.

In fact, in the age of Roman domination, only Rome crucified. The crime was sedition, not blasphemy—a civil crime, not a religious one. The two men who were killed along with Jesus are identified in some translations as "thieves," but the word can also mean "insurgents," supporting the idea that crucifixion was a political weapon used to send a message to those still living: beware of revolution or riot, or Rome will do this to you, too. The two earliest and most reliable extra-Biblical references to Jesus—those of the historians Josephus and Tacitus—say Jesus was executed by Pilate. The Roman prefect was Caiaphas' political superior and even controlled when the Jewish priests could wear their vestments and thus conduct Jewish rites in the Temple. Pilate was not the humane figure Gibson depicts. According to Philo of Alexandria, the prefect was of "inflexible, stubborn, and cruel disposition," and known to execute troublemakers without trial.

So why was the Gospel story—the story Gibson has drawn on—told in a way that makes "the Jews" look worse than the Romans? The Bible did not descend from heaven fully formed and edged in gilt. The writers of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John shaped their narratives several decades af-ter Jesus' death to attract converts and make their young religion—understood by many Christians to be a faction of Judaism—attractive to as broad an audience as possible.

The historical problem of dealing with the various players in the Passion narratives is complicated by the exact meaning of the Greek words usually translated "the Jews." The phrase does not include the entire Jewish population of Jesus' day—to the writers, Jesus and his followers were certainly not included—and seems to refer mostly to the Temple elite. The Jewish people were divided into numerous sects and parties, each believing itself to be the true or authentic representative of the ancestral faith and each generally hostile to the others.

Given these rivalries, we can begin to understand the origins of the unflattering Gospel image of the Temple establishment: the elite looked down on Jesus' followers, so the New Testament authors portrayed the priests in a negative light. We can also see why the writers downplayed the role of the ruling Romans in Jesus' death. The advocates of Christianity—then a new, struggling faith—understandably chose to placate, not antagonize, the powers that were. Why remind the world that the earthly empire which still ran the Mediterranean had executed your hero as a revolutionary?

The film opens with a haunting image of Jesus praying in Gethsemane. A satanic figure—Gibson's most innovative dramatic device—tempts him: no one man, the devil says, can carry the whole burden of sin. As in the New Testament, the implication is that the world is in the grip of evil, and Jesus has come to deliver us from the powers of darkness through his death and resurrection—an upheaval of the very order of things. Though in such anguish that his sweat turns to blood, Jesus accepts his fate.

In an ensuing scene, Mary Magdalene calls for help from Roman soldiers as Jesus is taken indoors to be interrogated by the priests. "They've arrested him," she cries. A Temple policeman intervenes, tells the Romans "she's crazy" and assures them that Jesus "broke the Temple laws, that's all." When word of the trouble reaches Pilate, he is told, "There is trouble within the walls. Caiaphas had some prophet arrested." It is true that the Temple leaders had no use for Jesus, but these lines of dialogue—which, taken together, suggest Jewish control over the situation—are not found in the Gospels.

The idea of a nighttime trial as depicted in Gibson's movie is also problematic. The Gospels do not agree on what happened between Jesus' arrest and his appearance before Pilate save for one detail: Jesus was brought before the high priest in some setting. In the movie, Jesus is interrogated before a great gathering of Jewish officials, possibly the Sanhedrin, and witnesses come forth to accuse him of working magic with the Devil, of claiming to be able to destroy the Temple and raise it up again in three days, and of calling himself "the Son of God." Another cries: "He's said if we don't eat his flesh and drink his blood, we won't inherit eternal life." Gibson does indicate that Jesus has supporters; one man calls the proceeding "a travesty," and another asks, "Where are the other members of the council?"—a suggestion that Caiaphas and his own circle are taking action that not everyone would agree with. The climax comes when Caiaphas asks Jesus: "Are you the Messiah?" and Jesus says, "I am..." and alludes to himself as "the Son of Man." There is a gasp; the high priest rends his garments and declares Jesus a blasphemer.

There is much here to give the thinking believer pause. "Son of God" and "Son of Man" were fairly common appellations for religious figures in the first century. The accusation about eating Jesus' flesh and blood—obviously a Christian image of the eucharist—does not appear in any Gospel trial scene. And it was not "blasphemy" to think of yourself as the "Messiah," which more than a few Jewish figures had claimed to be without meeting Jesus' fate, except possibly at the hands of the Romans. The definition of blasphemy was a source of fierce Jewish argument, but it turned on taking God's name in vain—and nothing in the Gospel trial scenes supports the idea that Jesus crossed that line.

The best historical reconstruction of what really happened is that Jesus had a fairly large or at least vocal following at a time of anxiety in the capital, and the Jewish authorities wanted to get rid of him before overexcited pilgrims rallied around him, drawing down Pilate's wrath. "It is expedient for you," Caiaphas says to his fellow priests in John, "that one man should die for the people" so that "the whole nation should not perish."

As the day dawns, Jesus is taken to Pilate, and it is here that Gibson slips farthest from history. Pilate is presented as a sensible and sensitive if not particularly strong ruler. "Isn't [Jesus] the prophet you welcomed into the city?" Pilate asks. "Can any of you explain this madness to me?" There is, however, no placating Caiaphas.

The scene of a crowd of Jews crying out "Crucify him! Crucify him!" before Pilate has been a staple of Passion plays for centuries, but it is very difficult to imagine Caesar's man being bullied by the people he usually handled roughly. When Pilate had first come to Judea, he had ordered imperial troops to carry images of Caesar into the city; he appropriated sacred Temple funds to build an aqueduct, prompting a protest he put down with violence; about five years after Jesus' execution, Pilate broke up a gathering around a prophet in Samaria with cavalry, killing so many people that he was called to Rome to explain himself.

Jesus seems very much alone before Pilate, and this raises a historical riddle. If Jesus is a severe enough threat to merit such attention and drastic action, where are his supporters? In Gibson's telling, they are silent or scared. Some probably were, and some may not have known of the arrest, which happened in secret, but it seems unlikely that a movement which threatened the whole capital would so quickly and so completely dwindle to a few disciples, sympathetic onlookers, Mary and Mary Magdalene.

In the memorable if manufactured crowd scene in the version of the movie screened by NEWSWEEK, Gibson included a line that has had dire consequences for the Jewish people through the ages. The prefect is again improbably resisting the crowd, the picture of a just ruler. Frustrated, desperate, bloodthirsty, the mob says: "His blood be on us and on our children!" Gibson ultimately cut the cry from the film, and he was right to do so. Again, consider the source of the dialogue: a partisan Gospel writer. The Gospels were composed to present Jesus in the best possible light to potential converts in the Roman Empire—and to put the Temple leadership in the worst possible light. And many scholars believe that the author of Matthew, which is the only Gospel to include the "His blood be on us" line, was writing after the destruction of the Temple in 70 and inserted the words to help explain why such misery had come upon the people of Jerusalem. According to this argument, blood had already fallen on them and on their children.

A moment later in Gibson's movie, Pilate is questioning Jesus and, facing a silent prisoner, says, "You will not speak to me? Do you not know that I have power to release you, and power to crucify you?" Jesus then replies: "... he who delivered me to you has the greater sin." The "he" in this case is Caiaphas. John's point in putting this line in Jesus' mouth is almost certainly to take a gibe at the Temple elite. But in the dramatic milieu of the movie, it can be taken to mean that the Jews, through Caiaphas, are more responsible for Jesus' death than the Romans are—an implication unsupported by history.

The Temple elite undoubtedly played a key role in the death of Jesus; Josephus noted that the Nazarene had been "accused by those of the highest standing amongst us," meaning among the Jerusalem Jews. But Pilate's own culpability and ultimate authority are indisputable as well. If Jesus had not been a political threat, why bother with the trouble of crucifixion? There is also evidence that Jesus' arrest was part of a broader pattern of violence or feared violence this Passover. Barabbas, the man who was released instead of Jesus, was, according to Mark, "among the rebels in prison, who had committed murder in the insurrection"—suggesting that Pilate was concerned with "rebels" and had already confronted an "insurrection" some time before he interrogated Jesus.

Except for the release of Barabbas, there is no hint of this context in Gibson's movie. "The Passion of the Christ" includes an invented scene in which Pilate laments his supposed dilemma. "If I don't condemn him," he tells his wife, "Caiaphas will start a rebellion; if I do, his followers will." Caiaphas was in no position to start a rebellion over Jesus; he and Pilate were in a way allies, and when serious revolt did come, in 66, it would be over grievances about heavy-handed Roman rule, not over a particular religious figure, and even then the priests would plead with the people not to rebel. In the movie, far from urging calm, the priests lead the crowd, and Pilate, far from using his power to control the mob, gives in. And so Jesus is sentenced to death.

Clear evidence of the political nature of the execution—that Pilate and the high priest were ridding themselves of a "messiah" who might disrupt society, not offer salvation—is the sign Pilate ordered affixed to Jesus' cross. The message is not from the knowing Romans to the evil Jews. It is, rather, a scornful signal to the crowds that this death awaits any man the pilgrims proclaim "the king of the Jews."

The Roman soldiers who torture Jesus and bully him toward Golgotha are portrayed as evil, taunting and vicious, and they almost certainly were. Without authority from the New Testament, Caiaphas, meanwhile, is depicted as a grim witness to the scourging and Crucifixion as Gibson cuts back to the Last Supper and to moments of Jesus' teaching. After Jesus, carrying his cross, sees the faces of the priests, he is shown saying: "No one takes my life from me, but I lay it down of my own accord." Is this intended to absolve the priests? Perhaps. From the cross, Jesus says: "Forgive them, for they know not what they do."

As clouds gather and Jesus dies, a single raindrop—a tear from God the Father?—falls from the sky. A storm has come; the gates of hell are broken; back in the Temple, Caiaphas, buffeted by the earthquake, cries out in anguish amid the gloom. Then there is light, and a discarded shroud, and a risen Christ bearing the stigmata leaves the tomb. It is Easter.

Are the gospels themselves anti-Semitic? Not in the sense the term has come to mean in the early 21st century, but they are polemics, written by followers of a certain sect who disdained other factions in the way the Old Testament was dismissive of, say, Israelite religious practices not sanctioned by Jerusalem. Without understanding the milieu in which the texts were composed, we can easily misinterpret them. The tragic history of the persecution of the Jewish people since the Passion clearly shows what can go wrong when the Gospels are not read with care.

Most of the early Christians were Jewish and saw themselves as such. Only later, beginning roughly at the end of the first century, did some Christians start to view and present themselves as a people entirely separate from other Jewish groups. And for centuries still—even after Constantine's conversion in the fourth century—some Jewish people considered themselves Christians. It was as the church's theology took shape, culminating in the Council of Nicaea in 325, that Jesus became the doctrinal Christ, the Son of God "who for us men and our salvation," the council's original creed declared, "descended, was incarnate, and was made man, suffered and rose again the third day, ascended into heaven and cometh to judge the living and the dead."

As the keeper of the apostolic faith, the Roman Catholic Church has long struggled with the issue of Jewish complicity in Jesus' death. Always in the atmosphere, anti-Semitism took center stage with the coming of the First Crusade in the 11th century, when Christian soldiers on their way to expel Muslims from the Holy Land massacred European Jews. By the early Middle Ages, Christian anti-Semitism lent a religious veneer to political decisions by the secular authorities of the day, decisions that often penalized or curtailed the rights of the Jewish people. The justification for anti-Semitism was articulated by Pope Innocent III, who reigned in the early years of the 13th century: "the blasphemers of the Christian name," he said, should be "forced into the servitude of which they made themselves deserving when they raised their sacrilegious hands against Him who had come to confer true liberty upon them, thus calling down His blood upon themselves and their children."

After the horror of Hitler's Final Solution, the Roman Church began to reassess its relationship with the Jewish people. The result from Vatican II was a thoughtful and compelling statement on deicide. "True, the Jewish authorities and those who followed their lead pressed for the death of Christ; still, what happened in His passion cannot be charged against all the Jews, without distinction, then alive, nor against the Jews of today... in her rejection of every persecution against any man, the Church, mindful of the patrimony she shares with the Jews and moved... by the Gospel's spiritual love, decries hatred, persecutions, displays of anti-Semitism, directed against Jews at any time and by anyone."

The council went on to make another crucial point undercutting the use of Passion to fuel anti-Semitism, either in fact or in drama. "Besides, as the Church has always held and holds now," Nostra Aetate (In Our Time) says, "Christ underwent his passion and death freely, because of the sins of men and out of infinite love, in order that all may reach salvation." And his mercy is not limited to those who confess the Christian faith. "The Church reproves, as foreign to the mind of Christ, any discrimination against men or harassment of them because of their race, color, condition of life, or religion."

If pointing to a 40-year-old church teaching is not enough, we can also look back more than 400 years to find the seeds of reconciliation and grace. At the Council of Trent in the 16th century, the Roman Church stated as a theological principle that all men share the responsibility for the Passion—and that Christians bear a particular burden. "In this guilt [for the death of Jesus] are involved all those who fall frequently into sin..." read the catechism of the council. "This guilt seems more enormous in us than in the Jews since, if they had known it, they would never have crucified the Lord of glory; while we, on the contrary, professing to know him, yet denying him by our actions, seem in some sort to lay violent hands on him."

In the battle over his project, Gibson has veered between defiance and conciliation. "This film collectively blames humanity [for] the death of Jesus," he said in his Global Catholic Network interview. "Now there are no exemptions there. All right? I'm the first on the line for culpability. I did it. Christ died for all men for all times." Of critics who think his film could perpetuate dangerous stereotypes, he said: "They've kind of, you know, come out with this mantra again and again and again. You know, 'He's an anti-Semite.' 'He's an anti-Semite.' 'He's an anti-Semite.' 'He's an anti-Semite.' I'm not." In a letter to Anti-Defamation League national director Abraham Foxman last week, Gibson wrote: "It is my deepest belief, as I am sure it is yours, that all who ever breathe life on this Earth are children of God and my most binding obligation to them, as a brother in this waking world, is to love them." The news of the letter broke on Tuesday; late last week David Elcott, the U.S. director of interreligious affairs for the American Jewish Committee, reported that he had been present at a screening when someone asked Gibson, "Who opposes Jesus?" Gibson's Manichaean reply: "They are either satanic or the dupes of Satan."

Was there any way for him to have made a movie about the Passion and avoided this firestorm? There was. There are a number of existing Catholic pastoral instructions detailing the ways in which the faithful should dramatize or discuss the Passion. "To attempt to utilize the four passion narratives literally by picking one passage from one gospel and the next from another gospel, and so forth," reads one such instruction, "is to risk violating the integrity of the texts themselves... it is not sufficient for the producers of passion dramatizations to respond to responsible criticism simply by appealing to the notion that 'it's in the Bible'." The church also urges "the greatest caution" when "it is a question of passages that seem to show the Jewish people as such in an unfavorable light." The teachings suggest dropping scenes of large, chanting Jewish crowds and avoiding the device of a Sanhedrin trial. They also note that there is evidence Pilate was not a "vacillating administrator" who "himself found 'no fault' with Jesus and sought, though in a weak way, to free him." A reference in Luke, instructions point out, and historical sources indicate that he was, rather, a "ruthless tyrant," and "there is, then, room for more than one dramatic style of portraying the character of Pilate and still being faithful to the biblical record." The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, NEWSWEEK has learned, is publishing these teachings in book form to coincide with the release of Gibson's movie.

In the best of all possible worlds, "The Passion of the Christ" will prompt constructive conversations about the origins of the religion that claims 2 billion followers around the globe, conversations that ought to lead believers to see that Christian anti-Semitism should be seen as an impossibility—a contradiction in terms. To hate Jews because they are Jews—to hate anyone, in fact—is a sin in the Christian cosmos, for Jesus commands his followers to love their neighbor as themselves. On another level, anti-Semitism is a form of illogical and self-defeating self-loathing. Bluntly put, Jesus had to die for the Christian story to unfold, and the proper Christian posture toward the Jewish people should be one of respect, for the man Christians choose to see as their savior came from the ancient tribe of Judah, the very name from which "Jew" is derived. As children of Abraham, Christians and Jews are branches of the same tree, linked together in the mystery of God.

Let us end where we, and Gibson's movie, began—in the garden, in darkness. The guards have come to arrest Jesus. He watches as his disciples come to blows with the troops. Punches are thrown, and one of Jesus' men lashes out with a weapon, slashing off the ear of a servant of the high priest. Watching, removed from the fray, Jesus intervenes, commanding: "Put up thy sword," making real the New Testament commandment to love one another as he loved us, even unto death—a commandment whose roots stretch back to the 19th chapter of Leviticus: "... you shall love your neighbor as yourself; I am the Lord." Amid the clash over Gibson's film and the debates about the nature of God, wheth-er you believe Jesus to be the savior of mankind or to have been an interesting first-century figure who left behind an inspiring moral philosophy, perhaps we can at least agree on this image of Jesus of Nazareth: confronted by violence, he chose peace; by hate, love; by sin, forgiveness—a powerful example for us all, whoever our gods may be.

Valentine's Day: Good for the Heart
Chocolate, red wine, and other expressions of love can be good for you.

By Dulce Zamora

The stuff of Valentine's Day may be good for the heart, in more ways than one. Chocolate, red wine, and expressions of love could not only make thumpers go pitter-patter in romantic fashion, they could also lead to better heart health.

According to a growing amount of research, chocolate, red wine, and love can play a role in keeping the blood flowing throughout the body. Experts do not always agree on how these elements boost cardiovascular fitness, nor do they always recommend them as tools for disease prevention. But it's clear that a little of each isn't too bad -- in moderation.

The Sweet Stuff
Many people see chocolate as a guilty pleasure. How many dieters have felt they've committed a sin upon indulging in the cocoa delight? How many mothers have warned their children against eating too much, lest they get cavities?

There's no doubt chocolate can contribute to weight gain and tooth decay, but now researchers are finding it can do good things for the body as well.

"It seems a component in cocoa -- flavonoids -- can be heart healthful," says Susan Moores, RD, a spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Association (ADA). She says flavonoids are antioxidants, known to protect against free radicals in the body. Free radicals are suspected of damaging arteries and triggering buildup of plaque (fatty substances) in the wall of blood vessels, which can lead to atherosclerosis.

Antioxidants can also help lower the level of "bad" cholesterol (LDL), and increase the amount of "good" cholesterol (HDL). This antioxidant effect is apparently greater in dark chocolate, because it has more cocoa beans, a natural source of flavonoids.

The flavonoids in dark chocolate may also improve the health of the endothelium (the lining in arteries and veins), says Joe Vinson, professor of chemistry at the University of Scranton in Pennsylvania.

In one study, he says people with one risk factor for heart disease (i.e. high blood pressure, high cholesterol, high triglycerides) drank a single 6-ounce glass of cocoa, rich in flavonoids. From that one drink, researchers reportedly found a significant improvement in the flexibility of the arteries.

Studies can be misleading, though, says Vinson, as researchers typically give subjects high doses of cocoa. "We don't know if lower doses work," he says.

In the same vein, health experts warn against eating too much chocolate as it is usually packed with calories and saturated fat.

If you indulge yourself or a loved one in the cocoa treat, eat a small amount. Cynthia Sass, RD, spokeswoman for the ADA, recommends buying more expensive chocolate, but less of it. "With rich chocolate, it doesn't take much to be satisfied," she says, noting that people who take time to savor, and let the candy melt in their mouth, tend to be more content with smaller servings.

Heartwarming Toast
Wining and dining has long been a Valentine's Day tradition for sweethearts, and now there may be more reason to clink glasses.

For people who drink a moderate amount of red wine, there's a heart health benefit. Research has shown that the flavonoids in red wine -- originally from grape skins -- have an antioxidant effect, may raise good cholesterol levels and may help prevent blood clotting in vessels.

Other, more controversial findings reveal that not just red wine, but moderate amounts of alcohol in general, wards against cardiovascular disease.

"Alcohol has a blood-thinning effect, and that was what was found to be effective against stroke and heart disease," says Sass.

Yet the studies on different types of alcohol have been small, and don't show as much effect on increasing good cholesterol, says Holly Novak, MD, director of prevention and women's health at Prairie Cardiovascular in Springfield, Ill.

Additionally, Vinson says alcohol can also produce free radicals, which are bad for the liver, counteracting any antioxidant benefits. The only exception, he says, is red wine in moderation.

All the health professionals interviewed by WebMD warn against excessive drinking, or encouraging nondrinkers to start drinking. Alcohol consumption can raise the risk of liver problems, high blood pressure, obesity, breast cancer, suicide, and accidents.

Women of childbearing age are also encouraged not to drink, as alcohol can harm the growth and development of an unborn child. By the time women who drink heavily find out they're pregnant "the damage could already be done," says Sass, who recommends sparkling grape juice, or dark-red grape juice with sparkling water as alternatives to red wine.

For people that choose to drink alcohol, the American Heart Association (AHA) recommends one to two drinks per day for men, and one drink for women. A drink is equivalent to 12 ounces of beer, 4 ounces of wine, 1.5 ounces of 80-proof spirits, or 1 ounce of 100-proof spirits.

Overall, experts don't recommend red wine or any other alcohol as a first line of defense against heart disease.

Cupid's Arrow
The word "love" has stumped people for ages. It has made people feel like they're floating, or become crybabies upon hearing a certain song. It has also made otherwise sensible people do crazy things.

Yet, as mysterious a force love is, there seems to be no surprise that it is capable of many, many things.

How about improving heart health? As ludicrous as it may sound -- yes -- there is proof that it can do that, too, and more.

"The evidence is very strong that good relationships have health benefits," says Blair Justice, PhD, professor emeritus of psychology at the University of Texas School of Public Health.

According to Justice, various investigators have looked into different types of relationships (i.e. marriage, family, and friendship), and have shown that love can:
• Help prevent plaque buildup in the arteries.
• Protect against heart disease.
• Boost levels of antibodies in the body.
• Reduce levels of stress chemicals, which can damage the immune system.
• Lower risk of disease in general.
• Decrease risk of early death.
• Lengthen life.

Love's protective effect against heart disease has been tested in several settings.

Researchers who kept track of Italian American immigrants in Roseto, Penn., found that people who maintained close family ties as in their homeland tended to have less incidence of heart disease compared with other American communities, even though they ate a high-fat diet.

"Gradually, over time, a certain percentage of these (Italian American) families started to adopt more American ways -- getting more interested in the fast life, fancy cars, and country club memberships -- and they started getting the same incidence of heart disease as people who had been in this country," says Justice.

A long-term study was also done on Japanese Americans who moved to Hawaii and California, and the results were similar. Immigrants who adopted more American ways tended to have more incidence of heart disease compared with those who kept their traditional close family ties.

One theory explaining love's effect on physical health involves human nature. "It's instinctual to have this need for touching and talking," says Justice. He says the personal contact turns on a part of the nervous system, which has a calming effect, and allows for a smaller amount stress chemicals in the body.

In addition, the human touch can lower blood pressure, and illicit a sense of safety, connection, and comfort, says Carol Rinkleib Ellison, PhD, author of Women's Sexualities, and a psychologist in private practice.

"People who do affirm their love for each other before going to sleep tend to sleep more deeply, in a more relaxed way, and they'll wake in the morning more refreshed, in a better mood, and, therefore, they'll get along better," says Ellison.

Real life may not always be as simple, but experts do agree that having less stress is good for the health of the overall body, including the heart.

Gifts From and for the Heart
Offering your sweetie love, red wine, and chocolate for Valentine's Day may, indeed, help you score big in the heart department. But romantic and healthy gift giving need not be boring.

Below are some ideas from the health experts interviewed by WebMD to help get hearts pumping.
• Give a fruit basket, or sign up your loved one for a fruit-of-the-month club that delivers fresh produce to doorsteps. Red fruits such a strawberries, cherries, and ruby red grapefruits are rich in antioxidants, says Sass.
• Give your loved one a pedometer. It's a fun tool that can help your honey see his or her fitness progress. After all, exercise is good for the heart. Moores suggests setting up a date to walk together.
• Take a field trip to do something with one another, rather than buying a material object. It's a chance to create a new experience or re-live an old one together, says Ellison.
• Give a funny book, as humor is good for the heart, says Sass.

If you're still at a loss at what to give for Valentine's Day, fret not (stress is bad for your heart health).

"Whether it's a small box of chocolates, red roses, or it's time spent together, the point is to give a gift on Valentine's Day to somebody you care about," says Novak, reminding that the effort is what usually touches a person's heart.

Depression Hits 1 in 10 Teen Girls Each Year
Teen Girls Twice as Likely to Suffer Depression as Boys

By Daniel DeNoon

Feb. 4, 2004 -- About one in 10 teen girls suffer a major depression each year, a Canadian study shows.

The study, led by University of Alberta researcher Nancy L. Galambos, PhD, analyzed four years of data from 1,322 boys and girls. At the start of the study, the teens ranged in age from 12 to 19 years old.

Not surprisingly, more than one in five girls admitted to having been depressed sometime in her life. Only one in 10 boys said they'd ever been depressed.

But more probing questions showed that during each year of the study, nearly one in 10 teen girls had a major depressive episode -- about twice the rate of boys.

"This is a substantial number of young Canadian women who should be identified as depressed and treated," Galambos says in a news release.

"Very substantial proportions of young people will experience a major depressive episode at some point as they move through adolescence," Galambos and colleagues write in the January issue of the International Journal of Behavioral Development. "About twice as many females as males will be so affected."

Galambos notes that depression puts teen girls at risk of anxiety, eating disorders, conduct problems, academic failure, and trouble with relationships.

Interestingly, smoking was also linked to depression. Girls who smoked were 40% more likely to report a major depression during the four-year study.

"It might be that some people are smoking to self-medicate because they already feel bad," Galambos says. "It's an interesting two-way relationship between smokers and depression that needs further investigation."

Galambos began the study while still at the University of Victoria, British Columbia, Canada.

Depression Often Starts in Childhood
New research shows that depression starts early in life.

By Carol Sorgen

Depression rates are rising and researchers and clinicians now say that depression often begins in childhood.

Kathleen P. Hockey is a licensed social worker who has also suffered from depression. As a parent, Hockey wanted to keep her own children safe from the illness. After a few years of reading virtually everything she could find on the topic of depression, she realized that very little had been written for the general public on childhood depression. Hockey stepped in to fill the void with her soon-to-be-published book, Raising Depression-Free Children: A Parent's Guide to Prevention and Early Intervention.

There was a time, says Hockey, when the prevailing philosophy was that kids couldn't become depressed. That's no longer the case. "Approximately one of 11 children experience some form of depression by the time they are 14 years old," says Hockey. "Further, if childhood depression is not prevented or caught early and properly treated, the risk for relapse is very high, with each successive episode growing more severe."

Kids do suffer from mental health problems, explains Kathy HoganBruen, PhD, senior director of prevention for the National Mental Health Association (NMHA). "Childhood depression is very real and very common, but also very treatable," says HoganBruen.

In fact, depression affects as many as one in every 33 children and one in eight adolescents according to the Federal Center for Mental Health Services.

There is no one thing that causes depression in children, according to the NMHA's Children's Mental Health Matters campaign. A family history of depression, life stresses such as losing a parent, divorce, or discrimination, and other physical or psychological problems call all contribute to the illness. Children who have been abused, neglected, have experienced other traumas, or suffer from chronic illness are also at a higher risk for depression.

Depression in children often occurs along with other mental health problems such as anxiety and bipolar or disruptive behavior disorders, says David Fassler, MD, clinical associate professor of psychiatry at the University of Vermont College of Medicine, and co-author of Help Me, I'm Sad: Recognizing, Treating and Preventing Childhood and Adolescent Depression. Adolescents who become clinically depressed are also at a higher risk for substance abuse problems.

Children who are depressed may not do well in school, may become socially isolated, and may have difficult relationships with family and friends, Fassler says. Depression in children is also associated with an increased risk for suicide. The rate of suicide among young people has nearly tripled since 1960 and is the sixth leading cause of death among children between the ages of 5 and 14, the third leading cause of death among 15- to 24-year-olds, and the second leading cause of death among college students.

According to the NMHA, the following symptoms in children may indicate depression:
• Frequent sadness, tearfulness, or crying
• Feelings of hopelessness
• Withdrawal from friends and activities
• Lack of enthusiasm or motivation
• Decreased energy level
• Major changes in eating or sleeping habits
• Increased irritability, agitation, anger, or hostility
• Frequent physical complaints such as headaches and stomachaches
• Indecision or inability to concentrate
• Feelings of worthlessness or excessive guilt
• Extreme sensitivity to rejection or failure
• Pattern of dark images in drawings or paintings
• Play that involves excessive aggression directed toward oneself or others, or involves persistently sad themes
• Recurring thoughts or talk of death, suicide, or self-destructive behavior

If your child is exhibiting any of these symptoms for longer than two weeks, you should consult your pediatrician, says Hockey. "Many of these symptoms can also be traced to physical complaints -- such as thyroid problems, mononucleosis, immune system disorders, long-term antibiotic use, or chronic, long-term allergies -- so it's important to get an accurate diagnosis."

Infants and toddlers, who are not at the same stage of expressing themselves as older children, may still exhibit symptoms of depression; in their case, says Fassler, pay attention if your child is withdrawn, doesn't smile, doesn't want to play, won't interact with other people, and starts losing weight.

If your doctor does think treatment for depression is indicated, childhood mental health experts emphasize that it's usually very successful. With a multipronged approach of individual, family, and/or school counseling -- and perhaps the use of antidepressants -- 75% to 80% of children suffering from depression can be successfully treated, says Fassler. Without treatment, he says, 40% will go on to have a second episode of depression within two years.

Children who are too young to talk can still be effectively treated through play therapy, says Fassler. "Even when kids don't have words, we can still find out what's going on."

Hockey says that childhood depression can be prevented -- or at least, the risk factors for depression can be lowered, just as risk factors for heart disease or type 2 diabetes can be lowered.

There are many risk factors for childhood depression, Hockey says. Many of them are environmental and changeable. "Reducing the number of risk factors reduces the chances a child will experience most forms of clinical depression.

"In addition to the more obvious things like being sure your children eat healthily, get exercise, and are not under unreasonable stress for their age, you can reduce the risk factors for depression by being aware that there are certain life skills, ways of perceiving life events, and problem-solving skills that seem to shield children from depression," she explains.

Having a depressed parent is one of the most critical risk factors for a child, says Hockey. "Children of depressed parents are four times more likely to experience depression than children with nondepressed parents. It is vital that depressed parents seek treatment for their own depression if they want their children to be depression-free."

While childhood depression is a serious illness, Hockey says, parents need to know they can do something about it. "Don't sit back and take a 'wait-and-see' approach," she stresses. "That doesn't cut it."

Thursday, February 05, 2004





Top 10 ways travelers can be jerks
Power Trip / Christopher Elliott

It's about time I let the other shoe drop. I've written a series of stories taking hotels, airlines and car rental companies to task for failing to meet their customer-service obligations to travelers.

But travelers themselves aren't exactly known these days for their politeness either.

Below, I list the top 10 ways travelers can be a jerk, and you may find yourself somewhere on that list (perhaps in more than one place). A new poll by the nonpartisan opinion organization Public Agenda suggests a lot of travelers leave their manners at home. The research finds that nearly one-third of passengers believe rudeness is a serious problem. More than half of all travel employees say passenger impoliteness is the top source of their on-the-job tension.

How so? Well, nearly half of travel workers say they have personally seen a situation where disrespectful behavior threatened to escalate into physical confrontation, according to the study. Almost 20% say disrespect had led to a situation actually getting physical. We don't know if the problem is getting worse, since this is the first survey of its kind. But my instinct tells me it certainly isn't getting any better.

So how exactly are we jerks? Here's my list:
1. We can be space hogs. We sprawl all over our seats, consuming valuable armrest room. We fill the overhead bins with our carry-on luggage without leaving some for our fellow passengers. We recline our seats even when they press up against another passenger's knees. In short, we behave as if it's our own private charter flight. That behavior has been the inspiration for devices such as the Knee Defender, which stops a selfish passenger from leaning back all the way by jamming the seat into place. A radical solution? Sure, but what else can you do when people aren't considerate of other passengers?

2. We abuse the use of our cell phones. We don't have the foggiest idea about when we should keep our mobile phones turned on and when we should power them down. We know little about cell phone etiquette, and if you don't believe me just go to an airport (or any other public place, for that matter). You'll hear ringing cell phones, which are second in annoyance only to screaming babies (don't worry; I'll get to those in a second). You'll hear people blabbing on and on at top volume about the innermost details of their personal lives while everyone else pretends they don't hear them. Then, those same careless chatterers get into their cars and drive away.

3. We drive like maniacs. Speaking of cars, one of the most inconsiderate things any traveler can do is to think of the traffic laws as a suggestion rather than a rule. Speed limits? Who needs those when you have a radar detector? Stop signs? Get outta here. Add a cell phone, or a map spread out across the passenger seat, and you have all the makings of a serious traffic accident. When it comes to driving, forgetting your manners isn't just infuriating; it can also be fatal.

4. We don't know when to shut up. It's probably happened to all of us at some point: We board the flight or the train, sit down with a good book, only to find that the guy next to us wants to tell us his life story. I once sat next to an animal photographer on a flight from Frankfurt, Germany, to Orlando, Fla., and he would not stop talking, even though I was wearing an eye patch and had a blanket over my head. We understand that there are nervous fliers who need to talk to someone, but why does it have to be us?

5. We are often short with employees. We treat hotel clerks, flight attendants and car-rental employees as if they are our personal servants. We issue orders — no, demands — and when they aren't obeyed immediately we insist on speaking with a supervisor. We don't take "no" for an answer. We think we're always right, even when we know we aren't. One of the most common complaints I get from travel industry employees is that they're tired of the abuse and burned out by being harassed by us. They deserve better.

6. We take our kids where we shouldn't. There are places where young children should never go. A five-star luxury suite is no place for a toddler, for example. A newborn in first-class? Take it from someone who's tried; it's a bad idea. Most of us love kids, but most parents have a difficult time understanding that their children don't belong everywhere adults do. Dragging your offspring into an airport lounge, or to a business lunch, makes you look like irresponsible and inconsiderate parent. Leave the little ones with a sitter.

7. We scream! Noise is a constant problem when you travel. Exposure to a prolonged racket has been proven to raise your blood pressure, which is the last thing we need when we're on road. But it happens everywhere. Cell-phone users scream into their handsets. Airline passengers scream at gate agents; curbside check-in agents scream at air travelers (although, to be fair, it's so that they can be heard over the traffic noise). While most of the screaming is unintentional, some of it has a purpose, which is to berate, intimidate and browbeat travel employees into seeing things a traveler's way. Now that's rude.

8. We lie. We fib our way through our trips as if it's Joe Isuzu's very own vacation. Did we take anything out of the minibar? No way, we say between mouthfuls of a Snickers snatched out of the so-called "honor bar." We reserve a vehicle from a car-rental company but have no intention of showing up. We plug our own headsets into the armrest and enjoy an in-flight movie without paying for it. But why not? Doesn't the travel industry lie to us, too? Maybe, but as my mother always said, two wrongs don't make a right.

9. We make thoughtless comments. Maybe we think that because we're traveling, and we'll never see the people we encounter again, we can forget about our manners. But that's a bad reason to behave like a Neanderthal. Just last week, I interviewed an airline customer-service agent in Miami for whom English was a second language. He told me the story about a time when he denied a passenger a seat on a flight (it was overbooked) and the passenger demanded to talk with a supervisor. When the boss arrived, the passenger exclaimed, "Finally, someone who speaks English!" It was an extremely hurtful thing to say to someone who was doing his best to communicate.

10. We request a lot more than we deserve. We demand free tickets, upgrades to first class, hotel suites and cabins with balconies when things don't go our way. We don't even bother to wonder what would happen if everyone whose toilet didn't flush or whose flight didn't take off on time asked for the world. We don't even take a moment to find out if we're actually entitled to these favors. As a result, we end up parked at the front desk making outrageous demands — and leaving the overworked, underpaid employees to find a way to say "no" without provoking a fight. Come on.

So, how do you and I make the travel industry more civil? Public Agenda says rudeness, and politeness, are a two-way street. Or, put differently, niceness is contagious. So if we make an effort to be courteous, chances are we'll get the treatment you believe you're entitled to. Just a thought for the next time you travel.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Injured dog makes its own way to hospital

A dog made its own way to a hospital in the US after being hit by a car.

The injured black Labrador turned up at Beckley Appalachian Regional Hospital, West Virginia.

It hobbled through the sliding glass doors and waited for assistance in the hallway.

Hospital workers gave the dog water, called a vet and offered to pay the bill.

Dr Roger Ward treated the animal for road burns, scrapes and an infected wound on his leg.

Ted Weigel, marketing director at the hospital said: "It's the darndest thing. The dog limped in and laid down where people could see it.

"It seemed to know exactly where to go for help. There's no way they were going to put an injured animal back on the street."

Dr Ward and hospital officials are now searching for the dog's owner.

Man's life saved after dog finds message in a bottle

A hermit from Falkirk, who was close to death, was rescued after a dog found his note for help in a bottle.

Robert Sinclair, who has lived in woods near the Scottish town for 27 years, became critically ill while living rough in a deserted farmhouse.

It's believed the 55-year-old may have suffered an asthma attack. He managed to write a note asking for help before throwing it out of a window in a bottle.

His life was saved when Ben, a sheepdog on a nearby farm, found the bottle and returned home with it, says the Daily Record.

Within minutes, farmer Brian Bisler had alerted the emergency services and Robert, who was struggling to breathe, was given oxygen at the scene before being taken to hospital.

Brian said: "The minute I saw Robert's name, I knew it was genuine because he is well- known in the area. The note said he was in severe pain and was unable to move from the house. He said he had run out of food and didn't want to die there."

He added: "I am so proud of Ben. If it wasn't for him, Robert would probably have died. He hadn't eaten for eight days and hadn't had a drink of water in four. After he was given some oxygen, the first thing he said was `thank you' to Ben. He was so grateful."

Hermit Robert has survived by foraging for food and clothes. A Falkirk police spokesman said: "The man was rescued from the house and taken to the acute ward in the Falkirk Royal Infirmary."

'Miser who hated kids' leaves £7.5m for children's park

An elderly loner regarded as a miser who spent much of his time chasing youngsters off his land has left £7.5 million in his will for a children's park.

Wesley Howard, who was 87 when he died of a stroke, left his entire estate to create a youth sports park on his 68-acre farm at Medford, Oregon.

Howard, who never married, was born in the century-old farmhouse and lived there without phones or toilets, reports the Boston Globe.

Neighbours were stunned by the bequest, which has left them wondering how well they knew the man who had appeared to hate children.

An editorial in the Medford Mail Tribune opened with this line: "We'll never know if Wes Howard had a Scrooge-like epiphany or if there was always a charitable soul hidden beneath his gruff exterior."

Gene Glazier, who lived near the farm for five decades and whose children were chased off the property, said he was "blown over" by Howard's last act.

But Ivan and Twyla Bryant recalled a gentle, extremely private man who was constantly harassed by local children.

Children poked around his barn and orchards. Others hit golf balls to break his windows. They picked his grapes and ate his peaches. They sneaked into his fields and hunted for quail and pheasant.

However, Twyla Bryant said any child brave enough to knock on Howard's door on Halloween would get an apple and a pencil and even a hint of a smile.

After his father's death in 1972, Howard lived in the house by himself. He cooked on a potbellied wood stove, and drank water from a hand-dug well.

Trapped man kept alive by his dog

A man who spent six days trapped in his bathtub has been kept alive by his dog.

Retired spacecraft engineer Bruce Ashworth, 55, slipped while taking a shower at his home in Highlands Ranch, Colorado.

Mr Ashworth, who has multiple sclerosis and uses a wheelchair, could not reach the safety handles to rescue himself.

His specially-trained dog, Libby, retrieved his phone for him, but it was not charged.

He managed to reach a cleaning spray bottle, rinse it out and use it to get water.

As the days stretched on, he would drift in and out of consciousness. Libby would lick his face to get his attention and slap her paws on the floor to wake him up, Mr Ashworth said.

"I actually spent a lot of time hallucinating. I wasn't aware of what reality was," he said.

By about the sixth day, Mr Ashworth worried he would die.

He was eventually found by Julie Johnson, whose job is to give the elderly and disabled rides, to where they need to go.

Man buys biscuit jar from brother he'd never met

A man who bought a biscuit jar on eBay, found the seller was the brother he'd never met.

Bob Kunath, from Florida, was adopted when he was an infant, and was told by his adoptive parents that he had a brother and sister.

He knew his mother's name was June Shaw and his father was Harry Saylor from New Jersey. He said he'd never tried to contact them, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

When he bought the $150 (£90) jar, he found the seller's name was also Harry Saylor. Kunath said: "I've never believed much in God or fate. But this was just too weird."

Kunath and Saylor, who is from New Jersey, agreed to talk by phone and when Kunath discovered Saylor's mother's name was June Shaw, he knew he'd found his brother.

The pair have since swapped emails, but there have been no more phone calls. Kunath said finding his brother doesn't mean the two will become instant friends.

He said he just wants to get to know him better. "Right now it's an open road. If this whole thing has taught me anything, it's that you never know where the road will take you."

Couple marry 21 years after being born in same hospital on same day

A Cornish couple who were born on the same day in the same hospital and were laid side-by-side in cots have got married.

Adam Redgrave and Melanie Somerville, both 21, tied the knot in St. Michael's Church in Helston.

They'd met up again in their local Tesco supermarket where their mothers both work.

Adam said: "Melanie was in one of the aisles and I said to mum that I thought she was nice. Mum said she knew her mother Lynne, so we got each other's phone numbers and a couple of days later I went around to meet her family."

The pair were born three hours apart at Bolitho Hospital in Penzance on August 28, 1982.

Melanie said: "It was quite strange that we ended up together after being born on the same day. But as soon as we met we knew there was something special between us."

The couple are planning to honeymoon in Lanzarote next month, says the Daily Express.

Mother sells home so son can go to ballet school

A woman has sold her home so her 11-year-old son can go to ballet school.

Eileen Morgan sold the three-bed semi-detached home in Stockport for £170,000 and moved herself and her two sons into a caravan.

James has won a place at the Hammond School in Chester - said to be the most acclaimed specialist dance academy outside London. He's been keen on ballet for the last four years.

Although the school provides a bursary to cover some of the cost, Eileen, a single mother, still faces annual bills of £8,000.

She will spend around £40,000 on James's tuition if he stays at Hammond until his GCSEs.

Eileen, lives in the caravan along with James and his younger brother Edward in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire.

She said: "When you have a special child with a special talent you have to do everything to make it happen for them. I felt selling the house was the only real option."

Eileen said James's younger brother is also keen to get into Hammond School, reports The Sun.

Toilet roll holder was 15th century candlestick

A Dutchman has discovered that his toilet roll holder is a 15th century candlestick worth more than £7,000.

The unnamed man had bought it for about £1.50 and took it to a Dutch version of Antiques Roadshow to see whether it was worth anything.

Jan Beekhuizen, a famous Dutch antique dealer, told him it was worth a small fortune, reports the Nu website.

Mr Beekhuizen said: "This is the most bizarre story I've ever heard. The owner told me he gave the candlestick to his children to play with the day before the show."

He believes it must have been buried for centuries before it was found and added: "It's missing two of its arms. If it was complete, it would be worth at least £10,000."

Faithful dog pays respects at funeral home

The family of a man who died went to a funeral home to make arrangements for the service and found his missing dog outside the building.

Polo, a three-year-old Labrador and German Shepherd mix, bolted from home after the death of his 73-year-old master, Ed Crossan.

Mr Crossan's daughter, Donna, said: "He got out and we went to look for him but couldn't find him. We finally had to just go to make the arrangements."

They pulled up in front of the Wade Funeral Home on Radcliffe Street about a mile away from the Crosnan family home, and immediately spotted Polo, pacing back and forth.

"At first, I didn't connect it that it was because my dad was there," Theresa said. "Then I thought, 'Oh, my God.' I couldn't believe it."

The next day, Polo disappeared again. Ms Crossan says she knew just where to look. They got into their car and drove to the funeral home, reports the Bucks County Courier Times.

"The first few times (we looked for him), we didn't see him. We decided to try one more time. Sure enough, when we drove into Wade's, Polo came running from the side of the house," Ms Crosnan said. "I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone."

Woman gets wallet back after 40 years

A Swedish woman who lost her wallet 40 years ago, has got it back - complete with the cash in it at the time it went missing.

Gulli Wihlborg was 18 when she lost the red wallet while riding her bicycle in the southern Swedish town of Trelleborg in 1963, the Trelleborg Allehanda newspaper reports.

But she is said to have been stunned when a letter was sent to her home containing the wallet.

She said it contained old photographs, receipts, and all the cash she remembered losing.

"It's exactly 45 kronor, (£4). That was a lot of money for me then. It was half my rent," she said.

The sender did not provide any clues about their identity, just a note saying: "Dear Gulli, you should never give up hope."

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

The Super Bowl Special
For once, the ads were worse than the game.

By Seth Stevenson


OK, here's the scene: My beloved Pats are in the Big Game. The commercial break hits. My friends all line up at the keg and start chowing the chili. And where am I? Alone, crouching by the television, straining to hear through the house party din, not drinking (!), furiously jotting notes into a steno pad. Fun! And yet, much like Adam Vinatieri, I come through when it counts. I give you my selective Super Bowl ad diary. (If you want to see the spots for yourself, click here.)

Post-Beyoncé anthem, pre-kickoff:
Pizza Hut introduces a new four-section pie (I believe it was termed the "Four-for-all") with Jessica Simpson and the Muppets. I have not much to say about this, except: Did you notice Miss Piggy's new haircut? It used to be curly and brassy (sort of a '70s Farrah Fawcett look), but now she's had it straightened, with bangs (more like a Sex and the City Kim Cattrall look). I think she had some work done, too.

First Quarter:
• The first commercial break after kickoff is often a time for big guns to roll out. But this year felt a bit weak. The first post-kickoff spot we get is a precursor to an evening of generic offerings, light on spectacle, lacking celebrities. In this ad, a guy trains his dog to fetch Bud Light, while another guy trains his dog to maul the first guy's crotch. It's a nod to the old Coors Super Bowl ad in which a guy trains his dog to fetch beer, and it got laughs at the party I was at (groin-biting=comedy). But it felt to me like just another semifunny beer ad. Not worthy of prime, first-ad-after-kickoff placement.
AOL Top Speed is so incredibly fast that, when somehow rigged to a motorcycle, it causes some dude to jump really far and hurt his neck. In later ads, other vehicles are supercharged by AOL Top Speed, with similar injurious results for the hapless dude. Verdict: This whole series of spots left me cold. Don't get me wrong—I'm all for tricked out, custom motorcycles. But I had no idea who these Orange County Chopper guys were until somebody clued me in (turns out they have their own cable show). Even if I did know who they were, the ads seemed sort of tired and derivative—they use the same joke three times, and it's a joke I've seen before. I'm not certain, but it seems like maybe AOL has shifted its target market. This ad felt a lot more blue-collar than prior AOL campaigns—we get meat-and-potatoes motorcycle guys instead of happy bourgeois families in cozy dens. Further research required.
• Bud Light pitchman Cedric the Entertainer gets a bikini wax, by mistake. Our tally stands at: two Bud Light ads, two crotch jokes.
• A movie spot for Van Helsing, starring Hugh Jackman. Is this a sequel to Van Wilder?
• A Monster.com ad cuts back and forth between a job-seeker and his potential boss, as each prepares for the job interview. The two men have identical morning rituals, suggesting that the kid's a good fit and will be hired. And here we have it: The first ad I sort of thought was OK. All the new Monster.com ads strike a nice optimistic tone, with upbeat, hopeful music. They draw on the anticipatory excitement of finding the perfect gig. It's job-hunting as adventure, not desperation.

Second quarter:
• A Levitra ad, starring spokesman Mike Ditka, compares football to baseball. Not surprisingly, since Levitra is an NFL sponsor and Viagra is endorsed by a baseball star, football comes out on top. Ditka actually says, "Baseball could use Levitra." Translation: Baseball is limp! You can't get it up, baseball! As I have previously shown, Levitra's euphemism for sex is the image of a football being thrown through a tire. In this ad, Ditka throws the football through the tire, and shouts, "You gotta love that!" This forced me to contemplate the thought of a sweaty Ditka, immediately post-coitus, shouting "You gotta love that!" at his partner. Horrifying.
• A donkey longs to join the Budweiser Clydesdales and gives us the first really good ad of the evening. I like the bit where the donkey gets hair extensions on his legs. In contrast with nearly every other spot we've seen, this ad has character-based humor, a strong narrative, an emotional arc, and a gratifying payoff. Perhaps most important, you'll never forget which product it's for. Bravo, Bud!
Pepsi gets endorsed by a bunch of file-swapping teens. They downloaded music illegally and got busted, and now they drink soda. It's a nice little tiptoe by Pepsi: They play up the rebellious youth angle, making martyr-heroes of these kids, yet by partnering with iTunes (Pepsi will give away free downloads to contest winners) they still manage not to tick off the record labels. Well played.
• It's a romantic, horse-drawn sleigh ride, with candles and Bud Light. But when the horse starts farting, look out! That candle turns into a horse-fart-fueled rocket! New tally: three Bud Light ads, two crotch jokes, one fart joke.
IBM's little blond Linux kid watches television, alone in his blindingly white holding cell. Clips of Muhammad Ali flash on the screen. And then suddenly the real Muhammad Ali is right there with him, dispensing advice. I've already analyzed these IBM ads, and I think, for what they're trying to accomplish, they do a great job. But here's an interesting irony: This is the 20th anniversary of the Macintosh 1984 ad—perhaps the most famous Super Bowl ad of all time, with the Big Brother guy, the automaton people, and the hammer-throwing lady. (There was speculation Apple might run an ad to mark the occasion, but no dice.) Back then, IBM was the hegemonic enemy ridiculed in the Mac spot. But this time the monolith is Microsoft (which owns Slate), and, lo and behold, it's IBM that hopes to "shake up the world," as Ali intones.
• Kids get their mouths washed out with soap—they can't help but curse in disbelief when they see the new line of Chevys. This ad is kind of funny, but what's funnier is that the Linux kid is in it. It's just two commercial breaks later, and already he's gone from grandiose metaphor to kid with soap in mouth. Side note: Shouldn't IBM have some sort of exclusivity clause? They can't be too pleased to see their metaphor hawking cars.

Third quarter. Since I can't leave during the game (don't want to miss any action), and I can't leave during commercials (I'm on the clock), the halftime show is my sole opportunity for a beer break. Which means I miss Janet Jackson's boob!
• Shelling out yet another $2 million-plus for yet another 30-second spot, Bud Light brings us an amorous, talking monkey. Why? Because they can. New tally: four Bud Light ads, two crotch jokes, one fart joke, one bestiality joke.
• The big Cialis launch! At last, another hard-on pill. The selling point with this one is that it lasts for 36 hours. "If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready?" the ad asks. And it shows several common, everyday moments—like taking a walk, doing the dishes, or soaking in side-by-side outdoor bathtubs perched on the side of a mountain. (The more-interesting-than-usual side-effect warning notes that a nonstop, 4-hour erection merits medical attention. Yipes!) Over all, Cialis' branding seems more woman-friendly, with a lot of tender scenes and intimate looks and not a lot of Mike Ditka shouting, "You gotta love that!"

Fourth quarter:
• A Cadillac goes so fast, or something, that it disrupts the space-time continuum and sends shockwaves rippling out through surrounding matter. OK, whatever. My problem is this: They've been using the same Led Zeppelin song since two Super Bowls ago. I'll get the Led out as much, if not more, than the next guy. But this would have been the perfect time to debut a different Led Zeppelin song, which might give the flagging campaign a much-needed jolt. "Misty Mountain Hop" seems like a car-selling song. Now get on it, Cadillac.
• The Simpsons shill for MasterCard* in another installment of the interminable "Priceless" campaign. I say the Simpsons, much like the Muppets, are big fat sell-outs. Saving grace: The ad features a cameo from my all-time favorite Simpsons character, the bespectacled and soft-spoken Hans Moleman. Nice to see Hans get some work.

And that's it. There were a few other mildly amusing spots, and an unintentionally hilarious Gillette ad with black-and-white cinematography, angels, and an announcer who emitted a guttural "Yeah!" in a really awkward way. But nothing to write home about. Maybe I was cranky because the Pats seemed in dire straits (I'm not sure my chest has ever been that tight for that long), but this seemed like an exceptionally weak crop of ads. It's the one day when all America celebrates the TV commercial, recognizing it as the art form it has truly become. And this year the commercials let us down. Sure, it's a big night, with a lot of anticipation and pressure. But at the crucial moment the advertisers couldn't perform. Perhaps the ads, like baseball, could use some Levitra.

Correction, Feb. 2, 2004: The piece above initially stated that the Simpsons were "big, fat sell-outs" because they shilled for Visa in a Super Bowl spot. In fact, they sold out by shilling for MasterCard. (Return to corrected sentence.)

Monday, February 02, 2004

Lord of the Ring's Dating for Dummies

You're smart enough to have noticed by now that a lot of maxims contradict one another. "He who hesitates is lost," conflicts with "Look before you leap." "Good things come to those who wait," doesn't jibe with "A rolling stone gathers no moss." And sure, "Quit while you're ahead," but what about "Winners never quit"?

My least favorite of the contradictory mottos are "Seek and you shall find," and "You will find it when you're not looking for it."

A lot of people say that last one about love is really bad news for single people, because looking becomes second nature after a while, in the same way that job seekers will automatically find their pupils dilating at the sight of the Help Wanted ads.

When you're ISO you try to look cool but you're really like a meerkat, casting your lighthouse eyes on everything that moves. After a while it becomes a reflex.

It doesn't matter if you're looking at an online dating site (and you'll at least look at one), a story on the Richest Bachelors in America (whom you'll never meet), or an encyclopedia. (Who is that? Lord Byron? Dead, huh? Nice lips.)

It's exhausting. And on top of it all, you hear your mother's voice saying, "Fix yourself up before you go out! You never know who you might meet."

The movies are supposed to be an escape from all that, but I discovered that even Middle Earth wasn't far enough to go to get my mind off romance, past and future.

I had made it all the way to "Return of the King," the third installment of the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, when suddenly Aragorn reminded me very much of someone I once went out with. My date was a good actor, too – which was too bad, because he was actually in a whole different profession.

Then I realized that I'd gone out with a guy who reminded me a little of Gollum, too. And one who somewhat resembled the dwarf. And there's definitely a Hobbit or two in my past. This cheered me up, because it made me realize how much I get around. I also realized that while others have picked up on other subtexts in Tolkien's work, like his anti-war themes, I might be the first to interpret the whole enchilada as a dating manual.

Now, I'm not one of those aficionados who knows every intricacy of Tolkien or has memorized every book, grocery list and letter to Santa he ever wrote. I'm just an average moviegoer, but I know a metaphor when I see one, or make one up. LOTR may be disguised as a sexless geek-boy epic, but this trilogy is more riddled with dating tips than an issue of Seventeen magazine:

When you're trying to catch the cute guy's eye is the exact moment the dwarf will pick to approach you;

Eating raw fish is no longer a sign of a sophisticated date. (That said, you have to admit the Atkins plan is working for Gollum.)

if you're the only girl among 100 guys you'll still fall for the only one who has a girlfriend;

When overused, terms of endearment such as "precious" lose their meaning;

All couples fight, but battles shouldn't last so long that one of you has to get up and stretch your legs or use the bathroom;

It doesn't matter if you look like Liv Tyler; your pining and whining will still get on people's nerves;

Don't blame your friends just because they can see right through your creepy little partner;

If you can get along on a road trip, the relationship will probably last;

There will come a point when it seems like the relationship should be over. Don't drag it out. Just end it there.


And finally, the mother of all dating wisdom:

Some people will go to any lengths to get a ring; others, having had one for awhile, will go to any lengths to chuck it into a volcano.

See what I mean? And speaking of the movies, you may find love there, but only if you turn your attention away from the screen and towards the surrounding seats. Like mom said, you never know.